Pomf x Jesus
It was a dark stormy night, Pomf was just coming home from a long night of partying, and he was exhausted. As he was just coming home, he saw a familiar face, naked in his bed.
"JESUS? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" he exclaimed.
"I am taking a nap calm tf down dude me Christ."
"I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU ARE DOING GET YOUR HOLY ASSCHEEKS OUT OF MY BED RN!" Pomfurus Maximus shouted. He did not realize Jesus had put some hella rad guava juice in the fridge. As Pomf looked in the fridge and saw the heavenly elixir and downed the whole thing.
"DUDE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT WAS MY FUCKING GUAVA JUICE YOU ASSHOLE!" Jesus shouted. He then used his magical Jesus fingers to bring Pomf over to the bed and he did Pomf in the butt all night long. The next day, he went and bought more Guava Juice.