This is my very first Rune Factory story and I hope it does better than my Harvest Moon stories. I really like the RF series and I hope people will like this story. I'm sorry if I bash your favorite character, but there are just some of the available wives are more annoying or unlikeable to me. Enjoy!

WARNING: Perverted humor and character bashing (also the story has been changed a little bit).

Micah groaned as he tripped over a log and had finally tumbled to a stop while he was in his wooly form. Man that had hurt. A bunch of flying bat like creatures had been chasing him through the woods while he was traveling home from visiting his cousin in a far off city. He was trying to avoid them and had naturally gotten lost. He had little clue where he was and was too tired to move, even as the pouring rain beat down on his face. Micah hated rain, but he was too tired to care. Suddenly a light shone from somewhere, making him close his eyes.

"Huh? What's this? Aw, it's a little wooly!" said a young girl. Looking around, she then began to drag him into the house. "Come on. You can sleep in my room."

'Hm…her voice sounds nice.' thought Micah. 'I wonder if her tits are even nicer, heheh…'

"Shara, what the heck are you doing with…with…with that thing?!" said an old man's voice.

Slowly opening up one eye, he looked around. Apparently he was in a flower shop. The person holding him (or should I say dragging him) was an orange haired girl, whose name he guessed was Shara. From where he was, her breasts were kind of nice looking. It took all his strength not to have a feel.

"He was outside in the cold rain, grandfather! I couldn't just let him stay out there!"

"Hmph…whatever. Just make sure he doesn't get into anything otherwise it's on your head!"

Shara nodded and dragged Micah upstairs to her room. After tucking him in, she left causing the blonde to turn back into his human form. "This bed is too damn small. I can't even stretch my feet out. Where did that girl go?"

Micah tip toed over to the stairs and looked down as well as listened. After hearing nothing, he began to look through drawers, tossing aside any money and only going for the panties and bras. "Wah?! Her boobs looked bigger than this! Hm…but then again, I was in my wooly form."

After stealing a few more panties and making sure nobody else was in the house, the blonde ran out of the house making sure nobody had seen him. Giggling, he settled down underneath a tall tree and marveled at his treasures. Before he could engage in sniffing the underwear, he saw the girl from earlier.

"Hi!"

"Uh…hi." he said hiding the panties from the young woman.

"I'm Shara. Are you a tourist?"

"Me? I…uh…I'm a…I don't know. I have amnesia."

"Oh really? I'm so sorry! Do you know where you're going or headed?"

"Not really." Micah said irritated. All he wanted to do was sniff some damn panties and she wasn't going away.

"Oh! I have an idea!" Shara left and came back with red headed girl. "Raven, show him the Sharance Tree while I go talk to grandfather."

Shara left the two, making Micah start to leave before Raven grabbed his shoulder. "Come on."

"I'm not…" the blonde saw Raven's chest and made a perverted smiled. "Okay."

The two started up the tree, with Micah giggling like a little Japanese school. He was going to get laid. Back in his old village, he was quite the womanizer, although he never got laid and most dates ended with a slap across the face. His mother warned him that he would never get a wife if he acted like a pig. However, he didn't listen and would always end up in the woman's bath excellently hidden or groping woman's butts or chests whenever he got a chance. His mother then would try to get his father to speak to him. When he did, they fist bumped, with the older man complimenting him.

"Why are you laughing?" Raven's eyes narrowed at the young man.

"Oh! Nothing, Raven." Micah started to giggle again. "Nothing at all."

Raven, of course, stared at him, trying to figure out what the heck was wrong with him. Did Shara just leave her with a crazy man that neither of them knew? That girl was far too friendly and it was probably going to end up hurting her someday. However, the red head trusted her friend and continued to climb the stairs.

Once there, Micah looked over the house. It was fairly large with enough room for more than one person. There was a kitchen area, a refrigerator, a chest, and…a large bed. Micah rubbed his hands together. A bed, huh? He sat down on the fluffy bed and smiled warmly at the woman.

"You know. Such a pretty lady like you shouldn't be standing up!" he patted the bed. "Why don't you come and sit down?"

"I'm fine."

"Oh come on. Your feet must be killing you from walking up all those stairs."

"I said I'm fine."

"Please?"

"No."

"Pretty please? With sugar on top?"

"No means no." Raven was a little annoyed.

"Fine." Micah frowned. "Bitch, I didn't wanna fuck you anyway."

Although the blonde mumbled this to himself in a low voice, Raven heard him. Her eyes stretched slightly and his comment angered her. If it weren't in her personality to be quiet and reserved, she would have smacked him across the face. Fortunately for her, Shara came back.

"Thank you Raven." Shara said to the red head with said girl nodding. "Good news. My grandfather said that you can live here!"

"Wait, I never said I'd live here! I don't remember discussing that with you!"

"There's a lot of things you don't remember. Don't worry, you'll like living here." she reassured, although the young man wasn't convinced. "Come on, I'll show you around the place."

After showing an uninterested Micah around the place, she showed him the farmland. "…and this is where you'll farm!"

"Farm? Nobody said anything about farming." Micah was not a farm type person even though he had grown up on a farm. He hated the farm life, although he did enjoy feeding the cows and chickens back home.

"Well how else are you supposed to earn money? Besides, it's fun!"

"Fine." Micah was handed some farming gear.

"So, do you want know about farming?"

"No thanks. I'm good." Micah reassured as he placed his things into his bag.

"Oh that's too bad. I hope you grow lots of flowers."

Suddenly some beasts came out of nowhere. "Wow! What the…"

"Micah! Quick! Use your hoe to defeat the monsters!"

"Got it!" Micah brought out his hoe and began to fend off the monsters, defeating them with ease. Just as he finished off them, more came out. "There's more? Where are these things coming from?!"

"Hey, catch!"

Micah was thrown a sword by a young raven haired man. Of course the blonde wanted to complain that it could have killed him, but decided to let him off the hook for now. Using the sword, he was able to send the monsters back to where they had come from.

"That was close." said Shara, sighing. "Are you alright, Micah?"

"I'm fine." the young man turned to the stranger. "Thanks for the sword…um…"

"Gauis. No problem. Anyway you should be thanking Raven here. She went and got me."

Micah looked over at Raven, who had an indifferent look on her face. "Thanks Raven!"

"…" she said nothing back, obviously still a little upset over earlier.

'This girl is not on my to do list anymore.' he thought to himself.

"Gee this sure has been an interesting day. I should get going now. Be sure to stop at our shop and have a look around town while you're at it." said Shara breaking the silence.

"Same here. See you two around." Gaius and Raven left, causing Micah to start having a little suspicion about the two.

"See ya later, Micah!"

As the woman left, Micah climbed back up the ladder into his bedroom. This had been somewhat of a profitable day. He got a free house and farming equipment (although he didn't really want it) to boot. Maybe living here for a little while wouldn't be so bad. Tomorrow he would have a little look around the town and meet the locals. Surely there would be more hotties in town, right?

That's all for now. I hope you all enjoyed that! If you have any ideas for the story write it in your review! Thanks!