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AN:

Since LoK is, officially, a kids' show, we never got to see certain things.

I'm talking, of course, about sex.

There are lot of adult couples in the show and I think it's safe to say that most of them have had sex off screen, hypothetically speaking.

I've searched for KuTaar smut before but never been successful, so I decided to write some myself.

Once I upload more, you can seriously just skip to the pairing you like.

Characters and settings belong to Bryan Konietzko, Michael DiMartino, and Nickelodeon.

Enjoy!

~KiraHeisenberg

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The Tale of Kuvira and Bataar, Jr.

"Actually it's just Bataar, now." whined Bataar Jr. "Omg stoppit! My girlfrend will KICK YOUR ASS seriously you're hurting my feelings and it's not nice."

Bataar ran to Kuvira whing about being called the wrong name. She was making war plans, which are for war.

"Hey Kuvira," he pronounced once Kuvira ordered everyone out of the train car which she would and could conveniently do so that she and her feeonsay could be alone. "When you become the Fuhrer can we do some power type roleplay. That would be smexy."

"Oh hell yes," bosted Kuvira, "We can do dat right now."

Bataar did the eyes thing and then he smirked the smirkiest smirk in the history of smirks and then he got on his nees. "Okay you're highness." he exclaimed excitedly. With… EXCITEMENT!

Kuvira smirked an even smirkier smirk like the Michael Phelps of smirking and smirkishly smirked, "Oh WOW I like dat." nd she took of Bataar's clothing so he was naked. He was kinda cold then but he was so turned on that he couldn't feel how cold he was and was akshully rly hot and sweaty. He den starred to makeout with Kuvira's basement parst.

"Yes," she saided, "bow before the queen- er, empress. Whatever. Yes. Oh hell yes. YES. UNNNGH." She made a lot of weird human like sex noises and did the eyes like Bataar when she orgasm'd.

The orgams was the most intense orgy in the oratory of orginess that it shook the whole train making the spirit vine weapon go all bloop and it exploded and kill'd every1 in the world cept Toph cause she's cool like that. The end.