Anthony and Ian did dramatic fanfic readings that made me face-palm so, I felt the need to write some grammatically correct Smosh fanfic. :)
-Don't kill me-
Ian sat on the couch with his laptop, bored out of his mind. He called to Anthony, who was in the kichen at the time. "Hey Anthony! Want to help me make an Ian is bored?"
Anthony, who was busy making a PB and J sandwich, called back, "Not right now, give me ten minutes!" Ian groaned dramatically, and Anthony shouted, annoyed by the child-like groan, "Hey! Why don't you just clean around the house if you're that bored?" Ian groaned again, causing Anthony to roll his eyes as he put the peanut butter away.
After Anthony cleaned up the kitchen he sat at the table and ate his sandwich. Ian was planning an Ian is bored to do, so he was searching Reddit for ideas. Anthony finished his sandwich and Ian asked him, "You ready now?"
Anthony nodded to him while replying,"Yeah, just let me put my plate away, then we can get started if you get the stuff ready." Ian burst into a smile and went to set up the camera. They then worked on which idea they should do.
"We should totally do your third idea." Anthony said, pointing to the third bullet point listed on Ian's laptop.
"The one with reading fanfiction that doesn't relate to us? Nah." Ian respond nonchalantly, bored with the idea of reading any fantiction. Anthony sighed, then pointed to a different idea.
"What about that one? Where we make cookies, but put random spices in, then give them to coworkers, secretly filming their reactions?" Ian smiled, that was his favorite on the list.
"Totally. I'll run to the store for ingredients, and you can set up the cameras and stuff." They then agreed to meet back up in 2 hours, and start.
2 hours later they met back in the kitchen. Ian asked Anthony, "So, do you have any idea how to make these?" Anthony shook his head.
"No, I thought you did, it was on your list!"
"I assumed you would know, whatever, lets just Google it."
The next few minutes were consisting of random Google searches, until they found the ultimate cookie recipe. What they didn't notice however was the one point font that stated it summoned the devil.
"This one." They agreed simultaneously.
They then made the ultimate cookies, eating some when they were finished. They both agreed they were pretty delicious.
Quickly though, they paid the price.
"WHO DARES DISTURB ME AT THE HOUR OF 666?!" Ian and Anthony started panicking and running around when a wall of flame with a face in it appeared. "ALRIGHT YOU TWO POOFERS! IT'S ME! CHARLIE! YOUR GUINEA PIG! I BECAME THE NEW DEVIL AFTER I DIED! NOW SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!" The two did as Charlie commanded. "ALRIGHT POOFERS YOU JUST ATE COOKIES, ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE MADE IN HELL! SO WE HAVE TO MAKE A DEAL. I'LL PAY YOUR RENT FOR 12 MONTHS AND YOU CAN GIVE ME A BELLY RUB IN HELL FOR A MORTAL HOUR, DEAL?" The two nodded and were quickly transported to hell. They then commenced in a belly rub with Charlie, which ended with them saying goodbye to there precious, dumpster found, pet for the last time, before heading up to Earth. Where they found it had all been captured on camera. They high-fived and uploaded the video immediately.
-hope you enjoyed-
And maybe we can get smosh to read it next time? :) That'd be cool.