Irvine and the Mob of Pre-Schoolers

by Strategos

Well...erm...I was on a Sugar Rush when I made this one up. It deals with Irvine and a Mob of Pre-Schoolers. It's pretty much the same like Selphie and the Opera Show

Irvine and the Mob of Pre-Schoolers
By Dark Angele

(Author's Note: In case you havent noticed, this is sorta part of a series where I fit in my insane philosophies into killing off chars from FF8. And when they're all dead and gone, I'll start on OTHER games. ^_^)


Irvine had voulounteered at a Day Care Center after Selphie's death to help him feel better. He loved kids (NO! NOT in the pedophile way!!!) and was eager to work with them.
Oneday, he got stuck in a traffic jam and was a full THREE HOURS late!!! Oh no!!!
As he ran into the building, a mob of brats ran after him screaming,

"We are brats! We are brats!
We eat cats! We eat cats!
We love to eat! We love to eat!
We think you'd make a special treat!
YUM YUM YUM YUM! YUM YUM YUM!"

Irvine ran away as fast as he could, very terrified, but then he wasn't looking where he was going, and promptly ran into a wall, where all the brats got him and made a Chubby Irvine Stew........
And the moral of ths story is GET GLASSES!!!