Don't By AllPowerfulDaisy and DoubleD2 (DD2)

Disclaimer: These nasty things are soooooo annoying. Anyways, everything you recognize belongs to J K Rowling (Who did you expect, Brittany Spears?). Everything else belongs to Us all powerful people and NO ONE ELSE! Got it? Good!

SFX: Scary background music

Narrator: Don't try to pet an angry three-headed dog.

SFX: Scream

N: Don't try to throw possessed books at Myrtle's head.

SFX: "Ten points if you get it through her HEAD!"

N: Don't agree to be chained to a werewolf on the night of a full moon.

SFX: "Run Away!"

N: Don't be fair about winning a Triwizard Tournament.

SFX: "Avada Kedavra"

N: Don't land yourself in detention with Professor Umbridge.

SFX: Quill scratching "Owie."

N: Don't panic while trapped by Devil's Snare.

SFX: "He's not relaxing is he?"

N: Don't trust Lockhart to save your life.

SFX: "Shouldn't we test it first?"

N: Don't mistake your godfather for the Grim.

SFX: "The Grim is an omen of death."

N: Don't stop Mad-eye Moody from turning your arch-enemy into a ferret.

SFX: Squeak!

N: Don't leave a list of D.A. members on the floor in the room of requirement.

SFX: "Found it Professor Umbridge!"

N: And, most importantly of all .

N: Don't ever have a staring contest with a basilisk!!!!!!!!!!

SFX: ".Big. Yellow. Eyes."

SFX: Scary background music ends.

N: To Be Continued.Maybe.

R/R Bye!