Ice Age: My Version
Me: This is a Diego/OC story. So, I LOVE Diego, and I wanted to ship him with my OC, Skylar. Skylar looks like Shira, but she has gold eyes, instead of blue, a tuft of black fur on her head, and a black star birthmark her right hip. I am starting from the part where Manny runs into that small elephant- thing family (if you know what they're called please tell me) during the migration, because I started recording the movie a little late and I can't find the beginning anywhere else. So enjoy the story!
Ch.1
Skylar was coming back from getting a drink and sees her friend Manny, looking annoyed, talking to an elephant-thing. She comes up behind them, none of them noticing her.
"Give me a break, we've been waddling all day" the elephant-thing (AN: I'm gonna start calling him Fred) said to Manny, motioning to his family. Manny looks at the family, then looks back to Fred.
"Oh, ok, follow the crowd" Manny said, still annoyed, "It'll be quieter when you're gone!" Then Manny walked away.
Fred rolled his eyes. "Ah, come on, he wants to freeze to death, let him." And they walked away, or tried to at least.
"You know, I'd appreciate if you didn't talk about my friend behind his back" Skylar said, surprising the animals. They looked scared, since she was a saber.
"Uhh," the elephant-thing studdered, "please don't eat us. W-w-we don't taste good, a-a-and-"
Skylar rolled her eyes.
"I don't want to eat you, but I will if you don't leave my friend alone." And with that, she ran to catch up with Manny.
"Hey! Wait!" she called to him. Manny looked behind him, and waited for her.
"You know, you didn't have to be so mean" she told Manny, once she caught up with him.
"I wasn't being mean, he bumped into me" Manny explained to her(AN: I'm not really sure if that's what happened, can someone tell me if I'm right or not).
"Still, you could've been a little nicer" she said.
Suddenly, a sloth ran into Manny. Manny turned around.
"Hey!" Manny said to the sloth. The sloth looked worried,
"Just pretend I'm not here" the sloth told them. Two male rhinos came running up.
The sloth gasped and ran behind Manny.
"Man, I want to hit him with a little more speed!" One rhino said.
"That's okay Frank, we'll have some fun with him" the other said.
"Please don't let them impale me! Please I want to live!" the sloth said hugging Manny's leg.
"Get off me!" Manny yelled, moving his leg.
"Come on, you're making a scene" the second rhino said.
"Yeah, we'll just take our furry pinata and leave, if you don't mind" the first said.
"Hey buddy, if it's not them today, it's just someone else tomorrow" Manny said to the sloth.
"Manny!" Skylar said, sternly.
"What? It's true" Manny said to Skylar. Skylar sighed and shook her head.
"Well I'd rather it not be today. Ok?" the sloth said.
"Look, we're gonna break your neck, so you don't feel a thing" the second rhino said.
"Wait a minute, I thought rhinos were vegetarians" Skylar said.
"An excellent point" the sloth said.
"Shut up" Manny said to the sloth.
"Who says we're gonna eat him after we kill him?" the second one said.
"Yeah, come one, move it" the first one said.
"You know, we don't like animals that kill for pleasure" Manny said. Him and Skylar got into fighting positions.
"Hey, why don't you eat them" the sloth said to Skylar. Skylar gave him a look.
"In case you haven't noticed, I'm smaller than them, not to mention they have giant horns that can kill me" Skylar said to the sloth with an attitude. She may be polite, but the sloth is really starting to annoy her.
"Save it, for a mammal that cares" the second rhino said.
"I'm a mammal that cares" the sloth pointed out. Manny looks at him, then turns to the rhinos.
"Ok, look if either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of you, you get the sloth" he said.
"That's right, you losers. You take one step and you're dead" the sloth said. Then he threw a rock at the ground in front of them. Nothing happened.
"You were bluffing, huh?" the sloth asked.
"Yeah, that was a bluff" Skylar said. The sloth ran behind Manny and Skylar.
"Get him!" the rhinos said. The rhinos ran toward the group. SKylar gasped and Manny walked in front of her, ready to fight.
The rhino's horns butted with Manny's tusks. The rhinos started to push Manny back, which caused the sloth and Skylar to be pushed back.
The both grabbed one of Manny's legs so they wouldn't fall down the cliff.
"Aaaahhhh!" the sloth screamed. Skylar gasped and held on tighter, being careful of her claws.
Then Manny gathered up all his strength and was able to push back the rhinos. The rhinos flew back.
"WOO HOO!" the sloth cheered. Then e noticed the rhinos getting back up, screamed, and ran behind Manny again.
Manny charged at the rhinos. He grabbed on of the rhinos horns with his tusks and started to swing him in a circle. Then the rhino flipped off Manny's tusks and landed on his side, beaten.
The other rhino charged at the sloth and Skylar. They both screamed. Manny grabbed the rhinos body with his tusks and flipped him towards the other rhino.
"WHOO HOO!" the sloth cheered and he hugged Manny, which caused them to slide down the cliff. Skylar gasped.
"Manny!" she called. She ran down the cliff, after them. When she got to them, Manny stood up, making the sloth slide off his face.
Manny waited for Skylar and they started to walk away.
"Woah. We three, make a great team. I mean, what do you two say, we head down south together?" the sloth asked.
"Great, yeah, hey jump up on my back and relax the whole way" Manny said sarcastically, rolling his eyes.
"Wow, really?" the sloth asked, running to them.
"No" Manny said bluntly.
"Manny, why are you being so rude today?" Skylar asked.
"Look, I'm just not in a good mood. Ok?" Manny asked, hoping she'd stop talking about his behavior.
Skylar humphed and turned her head away from Manny.
"Wait aren't you going south?" the sloth asked, "The changing seasons, migration instincts- Any of this ringing a bell?"
"I guess not. Bye!" Manny said.
"Sorry about him" Skylar said, hanging back for a little.
"Why are you hanging out with him? I mean, you're a saber and he's a mammoth" the sloth asked. Skylar smiled.
"We're childhood friends" she told the sloth. And she followed Manny.
"Okay, then thanks for the help" the sloth said, walking back. Then he came back, looking scared.
"Whoa, that whole south thing is way overrated. The heat, the crowds, who needs that. I mean, isn't this great. Two bachelors and a bachelorette. Knocking about in the wild?" the sloth said.
"No, you just want a bodyguard, so you don't become somebody's side dish" Manny said, meanly.
" You're a very shrewd mammal" the sloth said. Skylar snorted, trying to hold in her laughter. Manny glared at her.
"Ok, you lead the way Mr. Big- Uh I didn't catch either of your names." the sloth said.
"I'm Skylar, and Mister Grumpy Fur here is Manfred" Skylar told the sloth.
"Manfred? Yuck. How about Manny the moody mammoth or Manny the melancholy. Manny the-" the sloth gasped when Manny glared at him. He ran up a tree. Manny grabbed the tree with his trunk and moved it close to him.
"Stop following us" Manny told the sloth. He let go of the tree and started walking away again.
"Ok, ok. So you got issues. Look, you won't even know I'm here. I'll just zip the lip, and when I say "mnp" I'm "mnp" The sloth told them.
Manny ignored him, but Skylar smiled a little. 'Maybe he'll help Manny open up more' she thought.
End of Ch.1
Me: So, this chapters done! You met Skylar now. If you haven't noticed, she's polite sometimes, just don't annoy her or mess with her family(Manny, for now). An angry Skylar, is a VERY scary Skylar, the least harmful thing she'll do to you, is eat you. So, please review! BYE-BYE!