THE COURTSHIP OF LINDI AND GOLLUM
Rated: G, unless trans-speciel relationships bother you.
Notes: I have never been gifted with a talent for poetry, but a few people really seemed to enjoy this poem, for some odd, odd reason. I do tend to write some LOTR poetry now and again, so if I get any good feedback, I'll probably post a couple more.
This poem was included in my "poetry notebook", which my nitpicky English teacher decided she needed to burden us with. Oh, how I wish I could see the look on her face......3
I guess I should explain Lindi's one of my friends. It's supposed to be bloody nonsense.
The Courtship of Lindi and Gollum
We looked at the sky,
we looked to the ground.
All we could see
was darkness all 'round.
A pair of pale eyes
around us did glow,
and upon the shore
came a pale slimy toe.
Prancing and skipping,
(in Tolkien's own words),
the pale creature laughed:
"Yesss....nice crispy birds!"
Then Lindi stepped forward
and how her eyes glowed!
She glomped the poor beast,
hair 'round her like snow.
"Make me your wife",
Lindi crooned in his ear,
and suddenly Gollum lost all of fear
of darkness and loneliness
.....and precious, my dear.
They boarded his boat,
and rowed to his isle,
where rotten fish-bones lay,
...where was her guile?
Rated: G, unless trans-speciel relationships bother you.
Notes: I have never been gifted with a talent for poetry, but a few people really seemed to enjoy this poem, for some odd, odd reason. I do tend to write some LOTR poetry now and again, so if I get any good feedback, I'll probably post a couple more.
This poem was included in my "poetry notebook", which my nitpicky English teacher decided she needed to burden us with. Oh, how I wish I could see the look on her face......3
I guess I should explain Lindi's one of my friends. It's supposed to be bloody nonsense.
The Courtship of Lindi and Gollum
We looked at the sky,
we looked to the ground.
All we could see
was darkness all 'round.
A pair of pale eyes
around us did glow,
and upon the shore
came a pale slimy toe.
Prancing and skipping,
(in Tolkien's own words),
the pale creature laughed:
"Yesss....nice crispy birds!"
Then Lindi stepped forward
and how her eyes glowed!
She glomped the poor beast,
hair 'round her like snow.
"Make me your wife",
Lindi crooned in his ear,
and suddenly Gollum lost all of fear
of darkness and loneliness
.....and precious, my dear.
They boarded his boat,
and rowed to his isle,
where rotten fish-bones lay,
...where was her guile?