Hai there, Blastitonn here. I bet you're wondering, "Why the Frak is he starting ANOTHER fanfiction?" Because I am, my friends, because I am.
Now, I've been grounded, so I'm doing this sneakily. Unfortunately, sneakily isn't exactly my thing. So... beware the ides of march, and happy reading!
-Arrow's point of view-
Why is everything so boring around here? I thought to myself. I wish the world was more exiting, like those Pokemon games. Fighting bad guys, getting gym badges, making good friends... I wish life was like that...
I'm not too special. I'm tall, sure but nothing else is too unique. I have brown hair, beige eyes, skin, lightly tanned, but otherwise pale. It's not fun being so average. I wish I could be... a Pokemon Master! but of course Pokemon don't exist.
I am currently in the park. You know, pathways among green grass, and that kiddie play thing in the corner. I was alone. Mainly because it was night, but not past my curfew. I was getting kinda bored, so I walked back home.
When I got home, I smelled hamburgers. Oh, yeah. I thought. Tonight is hamburger night. I can honestly say I was very happy it was hamburger night. My Mom's (That's right, 'cause Dad CAN'T COOK!) Hamburgers were amazing. A bun with, in ascending order(That means the bottom thing to the top thing.) A patty, some lettuce, a tomato slice, another patty, ketchup, mustard, and A1 sauce. It is HEAVENLY!
I sat down with my dad, sister Anne, brother Allen, and Mom brought us the hamburgers, sat down with us, and we chowed down. I can tell Anne was on another of her 16-year-old-insecurity-health-kicks, on account of how she got a TURKEY BURGER WITH NO A1! It was a sickening sight.
I'm 16, like my sister. We're twins, but we have different opinions. A lot of them too. We used to both like the same stuff, we both played Pokemon together, until the Pops corrupted her. I forever hate the Pops for what they did to my sister. I will have my REVENGE! REVENGE I TELL YOU!
My little brother plays Pokemon with me still though, and I'm very proud of him. I'm the only person he can be beaten by, and we've tested it. He wishes Pokemon were real almost as much as I do.
Later that night, while me and Allen were playing Pokemon, lightning hit the house, and immediately something felt off. First, the house wasn't on fire. Second, we weren't dead. Third, there is a Cofagrigus standing-err... floating in front of us right now, holding a premier ball. If that isn't "off" I don't know what is.
The Cofagrigus started drifting twords me, and you can only imagine how terrifying this is for me, Cofagrigus EAT PEOPLE and turn them into MUMMY SERVANTS! All of a sudden, when it was close enough to touch, it handed me the premier ball, and pointed to itself. "You want me to catch you?" I asked it.Yes. I heard an odd voice say in my mind.
After mulling it over a few seconds, I pulled my arm back, and caught myself a wild Cofagrigus. Now, typically, being the weirdo I am, I would have named it Fag, but this was a real being, so I named it Terrial. Because the experience was absolutely terrifying.
In a couple seconds, Mom and Dad rushed down to see the commotion. I had just now realised I was in fact, screaming in fear, or something. I told them I woke up from a nightmare, after difting to sleep, while playing Pokemon with my little Bro.
It was morning now, and I still had Terrial. Me and Terrial were talking with our minds, He was still in his ball witch was little and in my pocket, so as to not draw attention. Today, however, was a day for school. So Anne and I drove to school in my car, which was plain grey, and not manly or punk-y so my sister was in fact, NOT embarrased to be seen in it.
Me and the pokemon club met up after school to discuss Pokemon. I was talking to Terrial earlier, and learned that those fanfictions I read sometimes, with the bloody battles are very accurate. I was... shocked to say the least. I also found out that Terrial was a girl, and I was very sorry for giving her a boy-ish name.
That is correct, student! This is a PITRW story! With SEX in it! Why would I give arrow a Cofagrigus? Because Ghost sex is AWESOME. No sex until chapter 5. Hold onto your panties, guys, this is gonna be CRAZY!
R&R. Why would I put that at the end? Because I want you to refresh the page, and then review. Tell me what Allen's first pokemon should be! as well as Anne's first pokemon. Yes they too will be having sex with their Pokemon. Sheesh! what's with all these psychic questions? I haven't even posted yet!