ChapterĀ  800(Neeeeh! I, Cait Sith, have deemed it so!)

"Where am I?!"-Steiner

As Steiner awoke, his first thought was how incredibly sexy....

Cait Sith:AAAAAAAHAAAAAAA! No, I'm just kidding.

*AHEM*

As Steiner awoke, his first thought was Beatrix, and how incredibly sexy....

Um, oops. Take 3!

As Steiner awoke, his first thought was Chia(Cha Cha Cha Chia!) Pets(tm), and how incredibly sexy...


O_o

As Steiner awoke, his first thought was "Where am I?!"(DUH! Who else wouldn't think that!)

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Meanwhile, Zidane was drunk. No Cait Sith meddling here. He was just drunk. On beer. Or vodka. His breath kinda smells like sake though... You decide. Read and review, peons!

Huhuhuh, peons. You said PEONS!

Kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it?

PEE-ONS=Peons, maybe?


Nah?

Ah, I guess not.

Well, anyway....

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SOME TIME LATER(Don't even ask me how much time. Just time OoO- Hey look, an alien smiley!)

Steiner, being the, uh, genius he is, had decided to get off the island. After days of building, his raft was finall finished!

He pushed the raft into the clear blue water, where it promptly sank.

After this, Steiner had but one thing to say, one highly philosophical arguement.

"..."

"CRAP!"

~End of Chapter 1~

So, what do you think? I am a bit inexperienced in humor writing, having writing but one MST before, and a large history of comics(But they relied heavily on visual slapstick). Chapter 2 is coming real soon, perhaps later today, or

some time tomorrow.