Because I Can't Fly

by Chibi Man Goten

Parody of Because I Got High -Afroman *Goten can't fly, poor him ~*R&R*~

Disclaimer: I dun own Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, or characters, or anything like that involving show..yada yada yada.

I can't beat up my brother, cause I can't fly

I can't train very well, cause I can't fly

I'm called a super pedestrian and I know why,

Cause I can't fly, because I can't fly, because I can't fly.

I was gonna beat up Trunks, but I can't fly

I was gonna win the tournament, but I can't fly

Now I'm walking around and I know why,

Cause I can't fly, because I can't fly, because I can't fly.

I wanted to buy some toys, but I can't fly

I wanted to play with Trunks, but I can't fly

Now I'm really bored and I know why,

Cause I can't fly, because I can't fly, because I can't fly.

I was gonna explore the woods, but I can't fly

I wanted to see some dinosaurs, but I can't fly

I just stayed home and studied and I know why,

Cause I can't fly, because I can't fly, because I can't fly.

I'm gonna leave now so I can learn to fly

I have to get Gohan to teach me to fly

And if he doesn't want to, and flies away, I'll know why

Cause I can't fly, because I can't fly, because I can't fly.