Hello, all. This is my first Hellsing fanfic, so please don't hate me. Well, enjoy.

The gravel crunched angrily under my feet as the heels of my boots smacked against it. My scooter rolled beside, bumping every second, due to a damaged wheel and the gravel, I really needed to get that fixed. And seeing as I was nearing a town, I guess I could do that now. I walked to a toy shop and pushed the door open. My heels clacked against the tile floor loudly and the smell of blood flooded my senses. I calmed myself before approaching the front counter where a large, rugged man stood.

I smiled politely. "Hello. My daughter's scooter broke; the wheel's chipped. Could you repair it?" I lied as I showed him the metal wheel where a large chunk of it was missing. That's the last time I mess with another female vampire, I'll tell you that.

The man grinned at me. "Of course; please, stay in the shop until I'm done. Have a seat." He gestured to a small wooden chair. I nodded in thanks and sat, smoothing my skirt out.

The man disappeared into the back of the shop, removing the wheel and taking it with him. That won't be a problem if something happens, but for some reason, it still annoyed me.

Then, I heard a sound come from one of the far corners of the shop. My eyes narrowed as I heard the noise again. I got out of my chair to check it out. I peeked around the corner to see something I really didn't want to see. I saw a ghoul, gnawing on the bloody flesh of a small blonde girl. I narrowed my eyes and sighed through my nose. Stupid two-year-old vampires that make ghouls for the heck of it…

"Hello, little ghoul; vill you do me zee the pleasure of sitting still? I don't vant to get blood on mein new dress." I stated in the thick German accent I only have when I'm angry. I took a jagged silver knife out of my skirt and threw it, pinning the ghoul's severed head to the wall. I then turned to the little girl, whose open eyes showed no emotion, no life. I moved my hand to softly rest on the girl's eyelids, closing them. "I apologize for not being able to save you, frauleign." Just as I uttered the last word, a bullet whizzed past my head, hitting the ghoul's face and splattering blood on my new dress.

"Who ist zere? You better have a good reason for doing zat!" I called, turning around and showing off an angry face through navy-blue hair.

I faced a man, much taller than me, dressed in red and black. He pointed a long, silver gun at my forehead and grinned like a madman. "Well, you're a sight for sore eyes, Isabelle."

My eyes narrowed. "Vlad III Dracula, or Alucard, a face I thought I'd never see again. What are you doing here?"

He lowered his gun and walked closer, looking down at me. "I was ordered to kill the vampire that was fixing your 'scooter'." Alucard drew a silver wheel out of his pocket and handed it to me.

My face lit up happily. "Thank you, Alucard! Thank you, thank you, thank you!" I ran back to the counter and found my scooter, attaching the wheel again. I set it on the ground and rolled it back and forth. It rolled smoothly now and I smiled brightly. Yay! My scooter works properly again!
I didn't get to celebrate for long, on account of Alucard shooting me through my stomach. It left a large hole as I coughed up blood. "Alucard..." I furrowed my eyebrows and glared at him. I knew it was too good to be true...

I started regenerating, black and crimson-red butterflies flying into the room to form my stomach and innards again. "Vat zee heck, Alucard?! Vy did you shoot me?!" I yelled in my German accent, picking my scooter up and folding it to form its gun shape. I set the large firearm on my shoulder as my itchy trigger finger found its companion. I pulled the trigger, sending a large bullet on a path to blow his arm off. I knew this wouldn't do much to him, but it would my point across.

It did its job quickly and bats formed Alucard's arm back just as fast. "I could ask you the same question. I shot through you to hit the shopkeeper."

I turned around and I saw the shopkeeper's body, minus one head. I blinked twice. "Oh. Well, then I guess you can just go your way and I can go mine..." I started whistling innocently until Alucard grabbed my collar.

"Not today, Isabelle. Integra's been begging me to find you all these years. No chance I'm going to let you get away the one time I see you," He told me. "Now, let's go find you a suitable coffin for you to make the trip in."

"N-No, Alucard, I don't like coffins! Please, don't make me sleep in vun!!" I yelled in protest as Alucard more-or-less dragged me out of the building.

So, how was that for a first chapter? Reviews are appreciated:)