Ok guys this is my first twilight fanfic please be nice read and review this first chapter might be weird but I promise it will become really funny, so give it a shot =D
We were watching a minute when it all happened. It had been over 6 months since my wedding, which by the way it was a beautiful wedding thanks to my favorite sister Alice. Edward kept his promise so I was now I vampire, and you would think that since I am indestructible Edward would be less overprotective but no, he was more than overprotective like really I didn't have bodyguards because I was stronger than any man in the planet.
So yeah apart from my overprotective husband, I was the happiest vampire in the world. I have a mom and a dad who love me as much as I love them. I have two big brothers, who are by the way also overprotective but not as much as Edward. I also have the most two amazing sisters someone could ask for. But best of all I have a god like looking husband who loves me and thinks I am perfect for him, why he thinks that is beyond me. But enough about the background of my family I was talking about how it all started.
As I was telling you we, Edward, Jasper, Emmet and me, were watching a movie when it all happen. I could hear the clicking of heels coming down the stairs and I froze in place."What wrong honey?" Edward was next to me in an instant.
"They are wearing the heels" I whispered to scare to talk at my normal voice, and he instantly froze next to me, the heels meant torture for everyone. When Alice and Rose wore those heels it meant that they were going on a very long shopping spree that took at least 2 days and the worst part is they always took me with them.
"Not again, they did that what less than week ago???" Edward said while he held me by the waist
"I know, Edward save me I don't want to go!" I started to panic as I heard the heels coming closer.
"Don't worry you don't have to go if you don't …." Edward was cut off by a very bouncy Alice
"Oh yeah she does, Prada just got their new line and I so have to get one of their limited edition bags!" Alice said while she sat in Jaspers lap
"Honey, don't you think you have enough bags already?" Everybody gasped at Jaspers comment
"Excuse me? What did you said Jasper??" Alice jumped from Jaspers lap and put her hands in her waist
"Nth….I mean….No I just…" Jasper just sigh since he sense he was going to lose the fight "I said that I think you should buy two bags I mean Bella should have one two"
"WHAT!!!????" I yelled, while Jasper gave me a small apology with his eyes
"YAY!!!, I love u Jazzy" Alice skipped to Jasper and gave him a peck on the cheek "well lets go girls"
"OK, bye babe I will call you when the plane lands ok" Rose said while giving Emmet a big kiss, but before Emmet could say anything, or before Edward could react the word plane caught my attention.
"WHAT PLANE!!!!!" I was scared for my life now, Rosalie Hale, Alice Cullen, a plane and shopping could not be a good combination
"Well silly we can't drive all the way to Milan" Rosalie said as if it was the most obvious thing ever
"What!?" I was dumbfounded, they were getting worse now they were taking me out of the country, before I could say anything else Edward got up and I saw from the corner of my eye that Alice was hiding a smile.
"Alice, you have problems if you think Bella is allowed to go out of the country without me, I mean who knows what trouble she can get into" Edward was talking as if I wasn't even there, and I mean I am a Vampire to for crying out loud I can take care of myself and, I don't even want to go in the first place…..wait did he just said I was not ALLOWED TO GO?? I mean really I am an independent strong vampire I don't need to by baby sat 24/7. I mean I love Edward and I like that he took care of me but really? If I have learned anything from my trips with Alice and Rosalie is that I control this relationship.
"What did you said Edward?" I asked him standing up and going next Rose and Alice, I needed the support of my sisters
"Well love I was just informing Alice that your don't want to go with her" Edward said walking towards me but when I backed away he realized something was wrong "what wrong honey?"
"You didn't inform Alice that I didn't want to go, you told her that I wasn't allowed to go" I was really mad
"Bella don't be absurd, it's the same thing I mean…"
"You mean what Edward that I can't take care of myself I mean I am a vampire to!!" I yelled I couldn't believe that he was treating me as if I was a fragile little human.
"Bella honey I think you are overreacting" Edward say crossing his arms in front of his chest
"Oh no she is not you think Bella can't do anything be herself just admit it" Rosalie was clearly enjoying this
"Rose this has nothing to do with the fact that Bella is a danger magnet "Edward said without thinking
"Oh, so you do think that I can't do anything without hurting someone" Ok that did it, I was going to show Edward that I was perfectly capable of taking care of myself "well dear, for your information I can take perfect care of myself" I turned to Alice and Rosalie, who were smiling at me clearly approving my reaction. "So girls I guess we better get going if we want to catch that plane"
"Bella, what are you doing you can't go to the other part of the world without me" Edward said now with a hint of worry on his voice, I almost felt bad, I said almost
"Yes I can, in fact just watch me" I started walking towards the door with Alice and Rose right behind me "I will call you from Milan baby bye" and with that I left my husband with his mouth hanging open.
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