Hard
By: Lord Xing
Fandom: Harry Potter
Comedy/alternate universe
No lemon or lime
Slash (sort of)
Pairing: Black/Snape
Spoilers: None
Rating: PG-13
Archive: Ask and you shall receive
Feedback: It would be much appreciated
Story blurb: Snape is waiting for something of Black's to get hard and becomes a bit impatient...
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any continuations/variations of the books/movies/cartoons/games/TV shows/other merchandise or any of the characters. I am not making any money off of this or any other fanfiction.
Warning: Male/male situations, alternate universe, possible OOCness, short
"Is it hard yet, or not?" Snape asked impatiently, going over to Black and trying to peek over his shoulder.
"Hey, stop. And, no it isn't hard yet. You've gotta wait longer than five seconds, Snape." Black said, rolling his eyes, as if Snape was supposed to know that.
"I don't like waiting. You're just making sure it happens as slowly as possible." Snape said.
"YOU wanna do this??" Black asked, smirking at Snape over his shoulder.
"No!" Snape said, glaring.
"Then be patient." Black said, still smirking as he turned back to what he had been doing.
"Do you have to be facing away from me?" Snape asked, irritably.
"I didn't think you'd WANT to watch." Black informed, his secret smirk widening.
Snape growled, but said nothing and just waited for it to get hard.
"If you're going to sit and growl, I'll let you watch..." Black said, rolling his eyes. It was supposed to be his job to impersonate a dog, NOT Snape's.
"Finally." Snape said, going around Black to a place he could easily watch. "Is that stuff supposed to be white?"
"Yes, it is...God...I would think you'd know that..." Black said, looking at Snape as if something were wrong with him.
"Is it hard yet, damn it?" Snape asked, folding his arms.
"Yes." Black answered, rolling his eyes.
"Finally. Muggle plaster takes forever to harden." Snape said.
The End.
By: Lord Xing
Fandom: Harry Potter
Comedy/alternate universe
No lemon or lime
Slash (sort of)
Pairing: Black/Snape
Spoilers: None
Rating: PG-13
Archive: Ask and you shall receive
Feedback: It would be much appreciated
Story blurb: Snape is waiting for something of Black's to get hard and becomes a bit impatient...
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any continuations/variations of the books/movies/cartoons/games/TV shows/other merchandise or any of the characters. I am not making any money off of this or any other fanfiction.
Warning: Male/male situations, alternate universe, possible OOCness, short
"Is it hard yet, or not?" Snape asked impatiently, going over to Black and trying to peek over his shoulder.
"Hey, stop. And, no it isn't hard yet. You've gotta wait longer than five seconds, Snape." Black said, rolling his eyes, as if Snape was supposed to know that.
"I don't like waiting. You're just making sure it happens as slowly as possible." Snape said.
"YOU wanna do this??" Black asked, smirking at Snape over his shoulder.
"No!" Snape said, glaring.
"Then be patient." Black said, still smirking as he turned back to what he had been doing.
"Do you have to be facing away from me?" Snape asked, irritably.
"I didn't think you'd WANT to watch." Black informed, his secret smirk widening.
Snape growled, but said nothing and just waited for it to get hard.
"If you're going to sit and growl, I'll let you watch..." Black said, rolling his eyes. It was supposed to be his job to impersonate a dog, NOT Snape's.
"Finally." Snape said, going around Black to a place he could easily watch. "Is that stuff supposed to be white?"
"Yes, it is...God...I would think you'd know that..." Black said, looking at Snape as if something were wrong with him.
"Is it hard yet, damn it?" Snape asked, folding his arms.
"Yes." Black answered, rolling his eyes.
"Finally. Muggle plaster takes forever to harden." Snape said.
The End.