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In bed with Frodo
The scene begins in a small, claustrophobic's nightmare, size room. In a big red chair sat a Hobbit, but not just any Hobbit, he was evil. Oops you weren't meant to know that (grins innocently). Anyhoo, this little bundle of hobbity goodness was about to start his brand new talk back show. It was cheekily titled in 'bed with Frodo' (very misleading if you ask me). Said cute Hobbit pulled out a large clipboard with a fluoro-pink notepad attached.
"Hello ladies, gentlemen, elves and retards. I mean dwarfs! Welcome to 'In Bed with Frodo', a talk show where I Frodo Baggins give people advice!" said the Hobbit as he fiddled with. His hair.
The cameraman then gave him the cue and Frodo excitedly announced the first guest. "Our first guest for this evenings, thing, is Saruman the White." As he said that the director held up a sign to Frodo which informed him of information.
"I have just been informed that Saruman has been stripped of his White-ness leaving him Saruman the disgruntled."
Onto the set walks, actually shuffles Saruman. He drags his feet and looks gloomily at the ground.
"Hiya Saruman!" greets the hobbity host delightfully. Saruman simply grunts and slumps into the blue seat opposite Frodo.
"So what seems to be troubling you old Wizardy friend?"
"Well for the past 2-3 ages I have been wearing the same hairdo. I know it's my trademark style but I just wish that I could look.. Spiffier!" sighed Saruman sadly.
Frodo wiped an imaginary tear from his cheek. "A touching tale!"
"Well? Have you got any advice for me?" asked Saruman eyeing Frodo's brown curls enviously.
"Oh right. Erm well for starters you could invest in a hairbrush. That should rid you of those horrible tangles and etc. Next become friends with an elf. Everyone is going for elven hairdo's even the hobbits!" the camera shoots to a group of young Hobbit girls sitting in the audience with Elrond style hairdo's.
"Another thing, I suggest this," Frodo hands a magazine over to Saruman and he reads the large pink writing.
"Cosmo girl: Hair and Make-up magazine?"
"It's got great tips on keeping your hair nice and shiny and prevent greys, though it seems a waste to start worrying about that now!"
With great excitement Saruman frolicked off stage.
"Well our next guest is a dashing young man from Mirkwood who." Frodo stopped short when an angry cry of
"I'M AN ELF!" could be heard coming from side stage.
"Yeah same thing, please welcome Legolas Greenleaf!"
As the blonde elfy git walked proudly onto stage the girls in the audience wet themselves with excitement. (We know this cause the janitor complained after the show bout having to clean it up!)
"So Legolas I believe you have problems in the lurve department," said Frodo picking up a pen.
"Ah. Erm. You could say that," said Legolas turning a lovely shade of red.
"Well, tell us about it then,"
"Well Frodo there's this person, who shall remain nameless, who I like. I don't know how to get them to like me back. HELP ME FRODO!!!!" Legolas shouted in distress.
"Well tell us about this person," said Frodo twirling his hair around his finger. 'It's me I just know it is!' he thought grinning.
Despite being worried about Frodo's sudden trance and evil grinning Legolas answered the question. "Well he's."
"HE'S?????!!!!!" asked Frodo pretending to be shocked (but really excited)
"Did I say that?"
"I believe so!"
"Oh well you may as well know. He is charming, handsome, brave, he has a huge.. talent, he's so understanding, but"
".Yes."
"He has one!" Legolas grinned from ear to ear before adding "A rather nice one at that."
"So what do you want to say to him?" asked Frodo.
"That I love him and I hope he loves me in return,"
"I DO!" shouted Frodo standing on the big red chair triumphantly.
". Erm Frodo. It's Aragorn.. I mean, ahh, umm, not you!"
At that moment the king of Gondor came running on stage like he was being chased by a blackrider and jumped on Legolas' lap.
"HELLO!"
Legolas sat speechless (and squashed). Frodo stood alone and embarrassed.
"Yes.. I knew all along it was Strider, I just wanted you to admit that. Yes that's what I was doing!!!!" Said Frodo nervously. "Well it was!"
As Legolas and Aragorn walked off hand in hand (Gasp! Wait till St Mary's here's about this!) Frodo slowly sunk into his trust chair and began to wrap up the show.
"Well thank you Legolas.. And Aragorn. Oh and Saruman. Well today we learnt that the hairstyles of an old man can damage his self-esteem and also that love conquers all! (Unfortunately). Join me next week when my guests are Pippin Took, Gimli and Elrond. Hope to see you then, Good bye for now!"
The audience then file out of the studio leaving Frodo alone.
"It was a good show today Mr Frodo!" said Samwise running over to him.
"Thank you Sam,"
"You were really fantastic Mr Frodo,"
"Thank you Sam,"
"You handled their problems really well Mr Frodo,"
"Thank you Sam,"
"Am I talking too much Mr Frodo?"
"Yes Sam!"
If anyone has any ideas about Pippin, Gimli or Elrond's problem that they could share with us, that would be heaps appreciated. Please Read and Review!!!
In bed with Frodo
The scene begins in a small, claustrophobic's nightmare, size room. In a big red chair sat a Hobbit, but not just any Hobbit, he was evil. Oops you weren't meant to know that (grins innocently). Anyhoo, this little bundle of hobbity goodness was about to start his brand new talk back show. It was cheekily titled in 'bed with Frodo' (very misleading if you ask me). Said cute Hobbit pulled out a large clipboard with a fluoro-pink notepad attached.
"Hello ladies, gentlemen, elves and retards. I mean dwarfs! Welcome to 'In Bed with Frodo', a talk show where I Frodo Baggins give people advice!" said the Hobbit as he fiddled with. His hair.
The cameraman then gave him the cue and Frodo excitedly announced the first guest. "Our first guest for this evenings, thing, is Saruman the White." As he said that the director held up a sign to Frodo which informed him of information.
"I have just been informed that Saruman has been stripped of his White-ness leaving him Saruman the disgruntled."
Onto the set walks, actually shuffles Saruman. He drags his feet and looks gloomily at the ground.
"Hiya Saruman!" greets the hobbity host delightfully. Saruman simply grunts and slumps into the blue seat opposite Frodo.
"So what seems to be troubling you old Wizardy friend?"
"Well for the past 2-3 ages I have been wearing the same hairdo. I know it's my trademark style but I just wish that I could look.. Spiffier!" sighed Saruman sadly.
Frodo wiped an imaginary tear from his cheek. "A touching tale!"
"Well? Have you got any advice for me?" asked Saruman eyeing Frodo's brown curls enviously.
"Oh right. Erm well for starters you could invest in a hairbrush. That should rid you of those horrible tangles and etc. Next become friends with an elf. Everyone is going for elven hairdo's even the hobbits!" the camera shoots to a group of young Hobbit girls sitting in the audience with Elrond style hairdo's.
"Another thing, I suggest this," Frodo hands a magazine over to Saruman and he reads the large pink writing.
"Cosmo girl: Hair and Make-up magazine?"
"It's got great tips on keeping your hair nice and shiny and prevent greys, though it seems a waste to start worrying about that now!"
With great excitement Saruman frolicked off stage.
"Well our next guest is a dashing young man from Mirkwood who." Frodo stopped short when an angry cry of
"I'M AN ELF!" could be heard coming from side stage.
"Yeah same thing, please welcome Legolas Greenleaf!"
As the blonde elfy git walked proudly onto stage the girls in the audience wet themselves with excitement. (We know this cause the janitor complained after the show bout having to clean it up!)
"So Legolas I believe you have problems in the lurve department," said Frodo picking up a pen.
"Ah. Erm. You could say that," said Legolas turning a lovely shade of red.
"Well, tell us about it then,"
"Well Frodo there's this person, who shall remain nameless, who I like. I don't know how to get them to like me back. HELP ME FRODO!!!!" Legolas shouted in distress.
"Well tell us about this person," said Frodo twirling his hair around his finger. 'It's me I just know it is!' he thought grinning.
Despite being worried about Frodo's sudden trance and evil grinning Legolas answered the question. "Well he's."
"HE'S?????!!!!!" asked Frodo pretending to be shocked (but really excited)
"Did I say that?"
"I believe so!"
"Oh well you may as well know. He is charming, handsome, brave, he has a huge.. talent, he's so understanding, but"
".Yes."
"He has one!" Legolas grinned from ear to ear before adding "A rather nice one at that."
"So what do you want to say to him?" asked Frodo.
"That I love him and I hope he loves me in return,"
"I DO!" shouted Frodo standing on the big red chair triumphantly.
". Erm Frodo. It's Aragorn.. I mean, ahh, umm, not you!"
At that moment the king of Gondor came running on stage like he was being chased by a blackrider and jumped on Legolas' lap.
"HELLO!"
Legolas sat speechless (and squashed). Frodo stood alone and embarrassed.
"Yes.. I knew all along it was Strider, I just wanted you to admit that. Yes that's what I was doing!!!!" Said Frodo nervously. "Well it was!"
As Legolas and Aragorn walked off hand in hand (Gasp! Wait till St Mary's here's about this!) Frodo slowly sunk into his trust chair and began to wrap up the show.
"Well thank you Legolas.. And Aragorn. Oh and Saruman. Well today we learnt that the hairstyles of an old man can damage his self-esteem and also that love conquers all! (Unfortunately). Join me next week when my guests are Pippin Took, Gimli and Elrond. Hope to see you then, Good bye for now!"
The audience then file out of the studio leaving Frodo alone.
"It was a good show today Mr Frodo!" said Samwise running over to him.
"Thank you Sam,"
"You were really fantastic Mr Frodo,"
"Thank you Sam,"
"You handled their problems really well Mr Frodo,"
"Thank you Sam,"
"Am I talking too much Mr Frodo?"
"Yes Sam!"
If anyone has any ideas about Pippin, Gimli or Elrond's problem that they could share with us, that would be heaps appreciated. Please Read and Review!!!