CAST OF CHARACTERS:
JOHMNNY QUEZT: ADAM SANDLER
HADJII: ROB SCHNIDER IN LIKE WAY RACIST MAKEUP
BANDIT: ORSON WELLS (CGI)
DOCTOR QUEST: SHIA LE BOU
RACE BANNON: WINT ( DRIL)
HARD ROCK: ROOKEY BARBOEY
DOCTOR ZIN: DUANE JOHNSON IN EVEN MORE RACIST MAKEUP.
"Dam Johnny," said Hadji. "This is some excellent weed".
"Iknorite?" asked Johnny, even though that made no sense as a question. "Hey do that thing you do, where like magic happens."
"What thing?"
"That thing! SIM SIM SALABIM!" Johnny bent over laughing and coughing like a jackass.
Hadji frowned. "Seriously dude? Seriously?"
Johnny was still laughing like a goddamn idiot. "SIM SIM SALADBIEM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA"
Hadji just sighed heavily. "Come on dude what are you 15?"
"SIIIM SIIM SALABIIIEEEEM BIIIIEEEENNNTCH!"
"Fuck this, I don't need this shit." Hadji stormed out of the tent, almost not tripping over random poles they had left stremn about in the half constructed canast shack.
Race Banner looked up from maing the campfire. "You boys having fun in there?"
"Johnny's a fucking prick dude," Hadji sneered before having another coughing fit.
"Yeaaaaaah. Yeah." Race Agreed. "Hey, you wanna do some cocain with Doctor Quest and me?!"
"YOU KNOW IT!"
...
Doctor Zin stared at the console in his secret volcano lair.
"DOCTOR ZIN!" screeched one of his very annoying underlings. "WHAT GLORIOUS ATTACK SHALL WE ENACT AGAINST THE QUEST FAMILY TODAY?!"
"You know what I quit."
- FIN -