The Whacamacallit Story
By Chibi and Anti
Chibi *with microphone in huge stadium*: Welcome Y'all to the first annual battle of the games!
Anti *in a dark corner*: Uh, don't you think we need a disclaimer first?
Chibi: WHATEVER! You do it!
Anti: ...Anyway, Kingdom Hearts and all Final Fantasies don't belong to us...dang it...
Chibi: Alright, Now can I say it?
Anti *reads over script* Yeah, now you can.
Chibi: ALRIGHTY! Now, welcome to the first annual battle of the games! To our hostesses! First we have me. MEMEMEME!!!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!
Anti: Forgive her folks. She's had too much sugar...
Chibi: As you couldn't tell I'm the little hyper one! I love anime and in the third grade I used to tie my hair up in pig tails and pretend I was SAILOR MOON!!!!!
Anti *stares with question*: ....And I thought I was the crazy one...
Chibi: SHU'UP! Anyway, when I was out of elementary I went to a crappy ghetto academy where they made us wear uniforms an...
Anti: *takes microphone and hits her over the head with it, then hands it back*
Chibi: ...Umm...what was I saying again???
Anti: You were just about to hand me the microphone.
Chibi: Oh yeah! *hands her the mic and rubs her head, trying to remember what she had for breakfast*
Anti: Anyway, I'm the other half of the messed up hosting of this story. My name is Anti Girly Girl, but you can call me Anti. I guess I'm the exact opposite of Chibi, an almost complete, intelligent psychopath. *grins* Scary huh?
Audience: *Nods*
Anti: Well, for a little info, this story is in honor of having those you've always wanted beaten up beaten up. Including your favorites like Rufus Shinra, Tifa Lockheart, Aeris (cannot spell last name), Cloud Strife, and of course Sephy! (Though they're the one's beating people up, not getting beaten up...or something like that...)
Sephiroth *in shadows*: My name is not Sephy...!
Anti: Umm okay....Now as for our first match, the most hated character from ffx, Wakka, virus Yuna, the main character of ffx. Give 'em a round of applause.
Audience: *small applause for Yuna; maybe one or two people for Wakka who would be carried off in an ambulance after the first commercial break.*
Chibi *Smashing into Anti and grabbing mic while taking her place* This is boring! Let Wakka have what's coming to him! Have everyone form ffx gang up on him!!!!! *takes sip of espresso*
Anti *in less than enthusiastic voice, basically because she could care less about what happens to Wakka* Oh no, don't. This can only end in tragedy.
Chibi: Now, on with the show!
Auron *cracking knuckles*: Finally, out of my contract with Square and able to beat up fellow characters.
Tidus: 'Bout time too.
Yuna: Let us gang up on Wakka!
Lulu: I think we've already come up with that decision.
Yuna: So what?! I can say whatever I want! *pouts*
Tidus: *Slaps forehead*
Auron: I'll send you to the Farplane.
Wakka: Gulp, ya?
Anti: SHUT UP AND GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!
Tidus: Oh okay...
*As they all grab their weapons to gang up on Wakka, everyone wonders 'Where's Rikku?' The hyperactive little squirt was yet to get a part in ffx-2 as a slutty-slut, along with the rest of the girl cast, but that wasn't for a few more months now. Besides, she was hired into this thing and the author was getting ticked off. So, where was she?*
*However in a matter of moments she appeared behind Wakka, her eyes wide and dilated like she had licked some toads, thwhacking him over the head with a grenade and laughing her head off as Wakka fell on his face, unconsciousness.*
Rikku: HAHAHA!!!!!! HYPERNESS!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Tidus: Uh, Rikku, you ok-
Rikku: *grabs him by the collar of his shirt* Coffee, COFFEE, COFFEE!!!!
Chibi: *hits her over the head, making her fall unconscious too*
Tidus: Whoa, thanks. I thought she was gonna kill me!
Chibi: Hmm? What, really? Oh, didn't notice. It's just that I'm the only one that's hyper, YOU HEAR ME?! *gets close to the camera; glares a death gaze* The only one...
Anti: Er...right...Anyway, that should do it for now. I can just tell this was a complete disaster in the making...If this thing even continues....
Chibi: If? What do you mean 'if'? *Sees cast slowly trying to sneak out of the stadium* There is no if, *cold, icy gaze to competitors* right guys?
All: *Sharply turn around* *nods*
Chibi: That's what I thought! This thing will continue *glares into camera again* So Review! Because I don't know what you did last winter!!!!
Anti: ...Just please review...*mumbling* or else she won't stop nagging for it, and I'm the one responsible for this supposedly!!!!
Chibi: What did you say?!
Anti: Nuthin...whatever...Again, please review.
*Hearing crashing in the background* WEEEE!!!! ME HYPIE!!!! *screams and breaking sounds come along with the high-pitched alarm ringing through the stadium*