**Dear Diary**

Disclaimers.TVD is not mine, belongs to the CW and the books to L.J Smith, I only borrow them to make my usual madness and especially Damon to dream dirty things every night.What if mine is the idea please do not steal!

This story is a little bit risque, by God, is Damon, I can't think dirty things with him xD and besides for his personality

CONTAINS SPOILERS OF THE SECOND SEASON OF CHAPTER OR 2X8

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* Mission BFFo *

"Dear ... no, this is just stupid, I will just say" hello ", well the fact I am writing a diary is profoundly stupid, and…corny, I'm not Stefan.

But hey, I just do it because they said that's how I can "channel my anger" and so I can avoid making my blood orgy or kill the brothers of my sisters-in-law (as if they were too many) well, my ex-sister-in-law.

Seriously I ever believe that in this diary I will find the answers?Okay, oh wonderful diary!Could explain me why I can't forget that vengeful bitch named Katherine?

Three years ago it all ended, Stefan went to who knows where with Katherine and they have been worrying about livin' la vida loca and do not realize that they left me here in charge of all the possessions of the Salvatore family, what a change huh? Don't you think that wonderful day?Of being the bad irresponsible guy and sadistic sexual murderer (obviously without mention the handsome, sexy and hot I am, ok ...I will shut up now), well now I'm "the head of the family" I guess somehow I always knew what I was going to became.

Although I'm sure I can not stop moping around complaining everywhere by this bitch, I'm sure the sweet, sweet Elena is about to slash his wrists with a bimbo bread (*) for my super evil brother.Maybe it's time to go to comfort my little sister-in-law, please diary, do not go thinking wrong, she told me we could be friends or something, though I had feelings for her.

OMG, it seems that this "powerful diary" just give me the answer, maybe the solution to forget Katherine is ... yes, that Elena makes me became ...am how do they say?Ah yes!I became her BFFo.

Well then ... I think I'm going to execute my plan * insert evil laugh * em ... this diary definitely affects my head.

Well shall call this mission "MISSION BFFo" So goodbye

Damon Salvatore

PS: I think that I was very gay saying BFFo and OMG...OMG! I just hope that is not serious.

I closed the leather-bound notebook with my name in elegant calligraphy and sighed, I have to be definitely wrong to write a diary, what boredom can do.

But now it's not time to get bored, I have a plan to execute.

Taking the leather jacket from the rack went into the darkness of the night, feeling the cold in my face, I decided I would pass unnoticed in Elena's house if I was going on foot, perhaps the right thing would be knock on the door instead of slipping by her window and sniff into her underwear drawer. Very cute underwear, but enough with that, I have to be her BFFo.

It was long time since I didn't felt the sensation of being watched by every girl that walked next to me while I was walking down the street or anywhere, oh…those eyes full of lust and things like that, but someone has to make the sacrifice... .'S so hard to be me.

Arrive at the house of Elena in more time than I planned, I never realized how far was the residence Gilbert of the Salvatore.

I climbed the front steps and stopped at that porch, where the martyrdom continue, where I kissed Katherine with the silly idea that it was Elena, how fool I was, it was obvious that Elena wouldn't answer that kiss, and to end making a mess, on the same day Katherine told me that she only loved Stefan, Elena told me that only would be Stefan, Jeremy told me that ... oh no, that's when I killed him

. I shook my head to took off those bad memories from my head and I get to the door and ring, at about the time that rang Dong, my legs felt a strange and a weird sensation in my stomach like if it was empty, as if I was hungry, that was strange

I listen to two sighs from two people; the muffled sound of something I thought was Heavy Metal and the tear of a pen on paper. I think the sighs were Jenna and Alaric, the music was obvious Jeremy and the pen must be Elena, I see that she hadn't take off the vice. vice or not, she haven't open the door so I ring again and now I hear a light steps approaching to the door, I prepare for a warm welcome, I should make the body hard to resist the impetuous embrace, heard the click of the latch and the door opened revealing Elena with a deep dark circles under her eyes. He stared and frowned at me grinning.

Well, it was obvious that she was surprised to see me, but now is time for the warm embrace and blah blah blah, I opened my arms to her and…

SLAM

That damn…girl! She shut the fucking door in my fucking face! Who think she is to close the door to Damon Salvatore? I was about to pull the door and rip her throat of that...girl, but then my plan would be ruined and I would have to move by the social crude, so with a long breath and tighten my fists and call her with a supplicating voice and slightly contained.

-Elena please! I come in peace.

The door opened slowly and Elena left a deep breath, looked at me and folded his arms.

What's wrong, Damon? "She asked.

"I can not come and say hello?" I asked, approaching to her, she stood back by instinct.

"Then say it and go," she said coldly, "my relationship with vampires is done since my boyfriend bloodaholic has gone with my double wicked and cruel that almost kill me and it has been three years since that, "snorted and said," knowing you, Damon, this can not be good.

"Elena" I chuckled "that was when St... "His eyes went wet "my brother ... was the head of the family, the responsible and all that shit, if I want to remain the same ... the little thing of Salvatore family will collapse.

Elena looked at me blankly for a long time and then giggled in disbelief and sat on the porch steps.

"Why so long, Damon, why wait so long to come to me?"Seriously wonder.

"To recall the happy moments" I said with a smile and sat down beside her, obviously I can't tell her that I took her as an escape route to forget a vengeful bitch that fucked pretty well.

"No, seriously, Damon" she said and lightly grazed my hands.

I took a long sigh and look directly into her eyes, as if planned to compel her.

"Just thought you'd be spending more -or worst- of what I was, he was the love of your life and I also thought it was Katherine. I didn't think it was human forsake you, Elena, I try -or think- I'm the Damon that was your friend" tsk CHESSY THINGS, well, Elena is already accustomed to that I suddenly get my "human" side bone, cheesy, like that time when I declare my love and compel her to forget everything, duh on my part .

"I never thought that you also could affect you ... after all, you too were in love "she put her head on my shoulder and I felt something strange again. Perhaps that should have been because first wanted to kill me or something and now very affectionate.

"Hakuna Matata" I said looking at the stars "now we are only a couple of crazy singles, trying not to venture into the wayward path of love.

"But I'm not doing that," Elena said, frowning.

"Still," I said with a sly smile, my favorite, I was going to teach how to have fun Elena Gilbert.

Thanks for reading this story! I thank very much and hope you have laughed as cool as me and my friends do it when we read it, haha, seriously they all asked me what the hell happened to Damon?And I could only answer "was written by Ero-Sensei" I'm sorry if it has some mistakes on the redaction but you'll se…I'm Mexican and I traduce this with my little knowledge, I hope it is ok! Leave me a nice incentive to keep me writing, yes I refer to a nice review!

Oh by the way the Pan Bimbo is Mexico TRADEMARK bread is not mine either

Kisses and bites

Ero-Sensei

P. S DAMON ME BELONG TO ME AND ONLY ME 24 HOURS A DAY!