Alright, so I got inspired to making this fanfiction because of everyone's love for the omake at the end of my other story "Of Cute Little Sisters". These are pretty fun and easy to make for me so I thought "might as well make a fanfiction dedicated towards them."

This chapter is going to be a continuation of that omake so check out the bottom of the other story(or read the whole thing) if you want to see the previous one.

Dear god, why do I have 4 active stories up. I guess it's a good thing these things are going to be much shorter.

Disclaimer: I do not own Toaru Majutsu no Index

"I have so much more to learn."

"You'll soon get it rookie, it comes with time."

The two boys named Kamijou Touma and Kamisato Kakeru were sitting at a ramen stand eating together.

Kamijou Touma was giving advice to the other boy on tips of perfecting the art of being a normal high school boy.

"Seriously though, how do you handle having a harem? Every time I get into shenanigans, it makes me want to face palm every time."

"You just gotta use the age old tactic that's been wielded by many other guys stuck in the same situation as you."

"And that would be?"

"You act dense and pretend you don't notice their feelings."

"Wait what?"

"Yeah, it really works. I use it as well."

"Are you sure about that?"

"Positive. See, if you act like you don't notice these girls feelings, then you can just brush off what they do and walk away easily from them and they can't blame you."

"I...uhh...okay?"

"Unless you have a tsundere in your harem, then usually it will backfire on you."

"Uh huh..." Kamisato looked with a questioning expression.

"Here, if you're doubtful, let's ask some of my friends for advice. Some of them have their own harems as well. Oi, Accelerator! Hamazura!"

"What do you want?"

"Need something boss?"

"Explain to Kamisato how you handle your harems."

"I just outright ignore them. My very strong personality alone usually handles these situations pretty well. Also taking into fact that most of them are clones so it's pretty easy to deal with them."

"Didn't you recently get that one blonde magician girl into your harem? I've seen you pretty flustered around her." Touma teased.

"Shut up."

"Well I don't think I can be as intimidating as a guy like you so I don't think that would work." Kamisato said.

"Alright, well we'll scratch that off the list. What about you Hamazura?"

"Well I have a girlfriend. That usually solves the harem problem almost instantly."

Suddenly, two fists connected to Hamazura's cheeks. He reeled back in pain.

He stood back up to see who were his assailants. He looked up and saw that it was Tsuchimikado and Aogami that came out of nowhere to hit him.

"You...bastard!"

"Look at you, casually bragging like that!"

The boys were shaking their fists with tears in their eyes.

"W-what? What'd I do wrong?"

"You don't know?" Touma piped in. "You get the luxury of having a girlfriend AND a harem. You're one lucky bastard, I'm almost tempted to hit you myself."

"But you were the one who asked!"

"It still doesn't hurt any less from the pain of not having a girlfriend."

"Uhh, weren't you the one that said to act dense at the girls' feelings." Kamisato chimed in.

"Hey! I was just helping to answer your question of how to deal with your harem shenanigans."

"So then why don't you choose a girl then?" Kamisato asked.

"Because it would tear the fandom apart!" Touma yelled.

"Fandom?"

"What is he talking about?"

"You gone crazy hero?"

"Boss? You okay?"

"You guys wouldn't understand." Touma sighed.

"Nevermind then, it seems your situation is more complex than mine." Kamisato commented.

"It's alright Kami-yan, I'm confident that you'll pick Kanzaki nee-chin for sure!"

"Ahh but lolis are so much better, surely you'll pick the Birdway girl right Kami-yan?"

"The clones won't stop pestering me so you better pick one of them or else."

"Uhhhh, please take Mugino from me?" Hamzura said questioningly. "I fear she's one day going to snap and kill either me or Takitsubo."

"Thanks a lot guys..."

Kamisato felt that he was beginning to understand the message that Kamijou was trying to send him by having bros around.