Once again a little bit of insanity featuring our favorite chibi Saiyan prince. This is all in fun. Please be kind.
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or any of its characters, Akira Toriyama does!
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In the Saiyan palace on Vegeta-sei:
Frieza cackled maliciously as he watched the proud Saiyan ruler bow his head in defeat. King Vegeta would turn over the young Crown Prince to the heartless ice-lord or face the destruction of his planet and the utter annihilation of his race.
Resting his hand on the shoulder of the heir to the throne of Vegeta-sei, the Saiyan monarch took a long look at his five-year-old son.
"Be strong, my son," the king sighed wearily.
"Whatever!" the young royal snorted as he put his nose into the air.
"Well, your Highness let's not keep your new home waiting, shall we?" the Ice-jin declared mockingly.
"It is truly a dark day for the Saiyan race," Zorn announced.
King Vegeta gravely nodded in agreement with his adviser's proclamation.
The pink monstrosity known as Dodoria smirked at the Saiyan sovereign's predicament. He was being forced to hand over his own flesh and blood as a bargaining tool, how deliciously evil of the lizard-tyrant.
Zarbon curled his lip in distaste. He hoped Frieza didn't expect him to babysit the monkey brat.
Each member of the royal court lowered their head in deference to their prince as he departed in the company of the youngest son of King Cold and his wretched minions.
Commander Zorn watched solemnly as the evil reptilian being's ship lifted away from the planet and out into space. He slowly walked back into the palace to inform the king.
"He's gone, your Majesty."
"So my son has truly left our world."
"Indeed he has, your Majesty."
The King of All Saiyans announced to the royal court….
"YES! YES! HE'S GONE! THAT HELL-SPAWN IS GONE!"
Cheers resounded throughout the court. A grand celebration was soon underway. Prince Vegeta was now Frieza's problem…
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Frieza was beside himself with glee. Surely he had succeeded in crushing the spirits of every one of those misbegotten Saiyan apes. What a trophy he had attained!
"Zarbon, I'm going to Garzalon to personally select my next wine shipment so I expect YOU to get our guest settled in," Frieza declared.
"Of course, Lord Frieza," Zarbon replied.
The emerald-haired general inwardly seethed with resentment.
Young Prince Vegeta surveyed his new surroundings," WHAT A DUMP!"
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Frieza entered his ship and stared in abject disbelief at the complete chaos that had come about in his brief absence.
A shorn Zarbon was huddled in a corner rocking back and forth clutching the remnants of his once luxuriant green locks. Alarms were blaring from everywhere. Four minions came flying through a wall as several explosions suddenly rocked the ship.
"IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT? Amateurs! You're not worth my time of day!" the Saiyan five-year-old barked as he flicked imaginary dust from his small caped shoulders.
"PIGGY-BACK RIDE!" the chibi prince squealed as he leapt onto a terrified Cui.
"You've even got reins!" the royal imp chortled as he seized the fish-being's whiskers.
"YAH!" Vegeta shouted as he dug his heels into the unfortunate soldier's bony ribs.
"Don't just stand there Dodoria!" Frieza roared.
"SEND HIM BACK, DAMN IT! SEND HIM BACK!"
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