A new story *gasp* It's Randomness With the Warrior Cats (Is it though?) Anyways, enjoy and please review! I don't own Warriors (really should do that more often) or any social sites mentioned (except I changed the names a bit!)

"Cats of StarClan!" A blue-grey she-cat with ice-blue eyes roared, "There is a prophecy! Bring Jay-Jay here!"

"Ugh, another prophecy, someone really needs to liven up this place!" A kit, the size of a newborn, mewed. Spottedleaf sped off and found Jayfeather.

"Jay-Jay, listen, I know what you're missin', no Iphones and tech, so this is what you'll get. Phones for every cat, this is where it's at, headphones for them too, including yoooooooooou!" Spottedleaf sang. Jayfeather sighed, confused. "Oh no, I'm not done, what're you gonna need for da long run? An epic charger so phones last longer! You know what, a box of tech, so you have all you can get!" The StarClan cats disappeared and left Jayfeather alone.

"Spottedleaf... Bluestar... Yellowfang!? WHAT DO I DO?!" Jayfeather yelled to the stars. A small voice echoed through the branches, so quiet that Jayfeather could only hear a whisper:

"The future of the Clans will be changed forever when the dawn rises that day. Ugh, that's our worst prophecy yet..." Then, Jayfeather woke up.

Nothing would ever be the same.

Chapter 1:

The sun rose amongst the branches as Firestar stirred from his nest, Sandstorm by his side. He flinched as his back hit something hard. A twoleg brown cube thing? What's that doing here? He thought.

"Sandstorm! Look at this!" He whispered.

"What in the name of StarClan?" She replied, shocked. Firestar hit the box, toppling it onto it's side. Lots of weird shiny twoleg things fell out and Sandstorm curiously sniffed it.

"Doesn't smell of twoleg, neither does anything in the camp." Sandstorm observed Firestar as he grabbed the... whatever this twoleg fox-dung is. He looked at the back of it and gasped.

"This is a PawPhone 5! It isn't a twoleg thing!"

"All cats gather now please." Firestar yelled as cats of all ages gathered by the Highrock. "This is a PawPhone 5, you will all get one." He demonstrated how to use one and everycat knew after a while, even the kits and elders.

PawBuddy and Meowter were the most popular things they used on there but they also played games on their PawPhones like Angry Kitty.

Dovewing checked her PawBuddy account and got 1 PawBuddy request, 2 PawMessages and 5 Pawminders. She opened up her PawMessages and clicked the first one. Tigerheart: I love you my sweet Dove, come to ShadowClan with me and I swear with all my heart I'll take care of you forever. She read and replied, Tiger I dunno if I culd do dat, wat abowt mi famly, ill miss dem 2 much 2 bear. Luv u 3. She tapped the second one. It was from Ivypool. Ivypool: Dovewing, I know about you and Tigerheart, please don't go with him to ShadowClan. Dovewing gasped and replied: May b i shuld go, i luv him so much nd luk, i havnt desided yet. I dunno :(. 2 hard 2 choose. How do u no enyway? Plus, im either havin his kits or bumbles, i dunno but wat if ther tigers?

She then clicked on the PawBuddy request. Firestar wants to be your Pawbuddy! Accept? She clicked 'yes'. The Pawminders were mostly game requests for Angry Kitty, in fact, only 1 wasn't. You were tagged in Lionblaze's PawUpdate. She tapped the PawUpdate. This is what it was.

Lionblaze: I'm so hawt everyone tagged themselves in this post automaticly!

I'm sure the comments would be hilarious. Dovewing thought.

She read a few: Jayfeather says: You're so wrong everyone Hi-paw'd my comment. Sure enough, there were 52 hi-paws and only 1 claw. Lionblaze says to Jayfeather: Not me! I clawd it u failed wow. Another comment said: Greystripe says: OH MAH STARCLAN EVERYONE EMERGENCY! Dovewing ran into the clearing where cats had gathered around Firestar. Greystripe was perched by Firestar.

"WHY DO YOU HATE WAFFLES WHY?!" Greystripe yelled. "YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO WAFFLES. THEY'RE DELICIOUS!"

"AHH WAFFLECLAN WILL ATTACK IF YOU DO THAT NUUUUUUUUU!" Firestar shouted.

"Waffles will NEVER attack, mouse-brain!" Greystripe retorted.

"TELL US WHY YOU HATE WAFFLES!" The Clan yelled.

"I..."

CLIFFHANGER! DUN DUN DUN! Thanks for reading! Find out why Firestar hates waffles next time! Please review.