::::OKAYYYYYYY I decided to do A Willy Wonka Newsie Style and You can be in it if ya want..I dun care ya can send me your info....Ok..and If i should change the Cast tell me..
CAST!!!
Veruka Salt--Spot Conlon(Dad--Ace..Sorry Spot acts like her)
Mike Tevee--Snipeshooter(his mom--Sarah)
Agustus Gloop--Pie Eater (His Mom-Medda Larkson)
Viloet Beuragard--Racetrack(sorry..I had to do it!)
Charlie Bucket--Mush Meyers
Grandma Josiphine-Daisy(bumlets g/f)
Grandpa George--Itley
Grandpa Joe-Bumlets
Bill(Candy shop owner)-David
Winkleman-Swifty
Newsman-Specs
Willy Wonka--Jack Kelly
Ompa Lumpas
Skittery
Kid Blink
Les
Crutchy
Jake
All other Newsies...
Jack Kelly and The Choclate Factory-
(Kids run from school to the Candy Shop where David's eating all the candy.)
1. DAVID'S CANDY SHOP
(Kids enter, yelling.)
KIDS: (yelling) Sizzler! I want a Sizzler!
David sighs and says "All right, all right, all right, what's it going to
be? A triple cream cup for Les . . ."
Kids Screaming "A Squelchy Snorter!
David now smiling. "A Squelchy Snorter for Boots . . .
Some random kid "I want a Squelchy Snorter . . .
David ignores him and says "A Sizzler for Leanna Marie . . ."
Some impatient kid "C'mon, give me a Sizzler . . ."
David yelling. "And listen!Kelly 's got a new one today.
Kids asking. "What is it?"
David smiling "This is called a Scrumdidilyumptious Bar(is that how you spell it?)
Swifty then asked "(mispronouncing) Scrumbibilyunctious Bar?' How
does he do it?"
David sighs. "My dear boy, do you ask a fish how it swims?
Swifty looked confused."Umm...No . . .?"
David then says "Or a bird how it flies?
Swifty says "uh..no?
David smirks and says "No sirree, you don't! They do it because they were
born to do it. Just like Willy Wonka was born to be a candy
man, you look like you were born to be a Wonkarer.
WHO CAN TAKE A SUNRISE
SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW
COVER IT IN CHOCOLATE AND A MIRACLE OR TWO
THE CANDY MAN
THE CANDY MAN CAN
THE CANDY MAN CAN 'CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE
AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD
WHO CAN TAKE A RAINBOW
WRAP IT IN A SIGH
SOAK IT IN THE SUN AND MAKE A STRAWBERRY LEMON PIE
KIDS: The Candy Man?
David Sings "THE CANDY MAN
THE CANDY MAN CAN
THE CANDY MAN CAN 'CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE
AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD
The Kids Screaming "Me! Me!
WILLY WONKA MAKES
EVERYTHING HE BAKES
SATISFYING AND DELICIOUS
TALK ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD WISHES
YOU CAN EVEN EAT THE DISHES
WHO CAN TAKE TOMORROW
DIP IT IN A DREAM
SEPARATE THE SORROW AND COLLECT UP ALL THE CREAM
THE CANDY MAN
KIDS:
WILLY WONKA CAN
David Singing "THE CANDY MAN CAN
THE CANDY MAN CAN 'CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE
AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD
AND THE WORLD TASTES GOOD
'CAUSE THE CANDY MAN THINKS IT SHOULD
Mush Meyers sighs, As he looks through the window. and see's them singing, He walks away, towards Mr. Kloppman's Newstand.
Mush smiling slightly and says 'Hi, Mr. Kloppman.
Kloppman looks at him and says "Ah, come along, Mush; you're late.
Mush smiles and says "It's payday, Mr. Kloppman.
Kloppman smiles too. "You're right. (He pays Mush.) There you are.
Mush smiles. "Thank you, sir.
Kloppman nods. "Say hello to your Grandpa Bumlets .
Mush nods. "Okay.
(Mush goes and delivers papers)
Tinker says "Up the airy mountain
Down the rushing glen
We dare not go a-hunting
For fear of little men.
You see: Nobody ever goes in, . . . and nobody ever
comes out!
AT THE MEYERS HOUSE (reminds you of Michael Myers..creepy!)
Grandma Daisy sighs and says "Mush is late.
Grandpa Bumlets sighs."He works too hard for a little boy. He should
have some time to play.
Mrs. Meyer sighs to and says. "Not enough hours in the day. With the four of
you bedridden for the past twenty years, it takes a lot of
work to keep this family going.
Grandma Daisy "If only his father were alive.
Grandpa Bumlets "Soon as I get my strength back, I'm gonna get
out of this bed and help him.
Mrs. Meyers rolls her eyes. "Dad, in all the years you've been saying you're
going to get out of that bed, I've yet to see you set foot
on the floor.
Grandpa Bulets trying to make an excuse "Well . . . maybe if the floor wasn't so cold.
(Suddenly Mush shows up)
Mush smiles and calls out "Hi, everybody!
Grandpa Bumlets "Wake up!
Grandma Daisy "Wake up!(you'd think they'd start a Wake up song...)
Grandpa Bumlets "Wake up; Mush's home!
Mush smiles. "Grandpa Itley. (He kisses him.) Grandma
Angel. (Kisses her.) Grandma Daisy. (Kisses her.)
Mush "Grandpa Bumlets (Kisses him.) Looks at Joe's bowl of cabbage
water.) Is this your supper, Grandpa?
Grandpa Bumlets "Well, it's yours too, Mush.
Mush sighs."I'm fed up with cabbage water. It's not enough!"
Grandma Angelface "Mush!"
"It's all we have.'Grandma Daisy said.
'"What are you saying?"Grandpa Bumlets asked.
Mush smirks and says."How about this?(Shows them the loaf of bread)
"Mush, where'd you get that?"Mrs. Meyers asks.
"What difference does it make where he got it?
Point is: he got it."Grandpa Bumlets said smiling.
Mrs Meyers smiles. "Good for you, Mush. We'll have a real
banquet."
Mush smiles."Mom . . .? Here's what's left. You keep it.
Except for this. (He looks at Grandpa Bumlets).."From now on, I'm going to pay for your
tobacco."
Grandpa Bumlets sighs. "No one's going to pay for it, Mush. I'm
giving it up.
"Come on, Dad, it's only one pipe a day. "Mrs. Meyers said.
Grandpa Bumlets smiles."When a loaf of bread looks like a banquet, I've
no right buying tobacco.
"Go on, Grandpa. Please take it."Mush said.
Meyers House..Later That Night.
Mush telling them something. "After I finished my paper route, I was in front of
Kelly's. There was this strange man there. I think he was
a tinker. He was standing right behind me, looking up at
the factory. Just before he left he said, "Nobody ever goes
in, and nobody ever comes out."
Grandpa Bumlets nods. "And right he was, Mush. Not since the
tragic day that Jack Kelly locked it.
"Why'd he lock it?"Mush asked.
Grandpa Bumlets sighed."Because all the other chocolate makers in the
world were sending in spies--dressed as workers!--to steal
Mr. Kelly's secret recipes. Especially Delancey . . . oh,
that Delancey, he was the worst! Finally Mr. Kelly
shouted, "I shall be ruined! Close the factory!" And
that's just what he did. He locked the gates and vanished
completely. And then suddenly, about three years later, the
most amazing thing happened. The factory started working
again, full blast! And more delicious candies were coming
out than ever before. But the gates stayed locked so that
no one, not even Mr. Delancey, could steal them.
Mush says" But Grandpa, someone must be helping Mr. Kelly work
the factory.
Grandpa Bumlets" Thousands must be helping him."
"But who? Who are they?"Mush asked.
"That is the biggest mystery of them all."Grandpa Bumlets finished.
At School
Mr. Mayer says "Mush Meyers.."
Mush looks up. "Yes, Mr. Mayer?
Mayer smiles and says "I shall need an assistant. Come and give me
a hand.
(Mush goes up to the front)
Mayer then speaks."We have here nitric acid, glycerin, and a special mixture of
my own. Together it's horrible, dangerous stuff; blows you
up. But mixed together in the right way, as only I know
how, what do you think it makes?
"I don't know, sir"Mush awnser honestly."
Mayer smirks."Of course you don't know. You don't know
because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then
you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you. And for a
student to teach his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do
I make myself clear?
Mush shruggs his shoulders "Yes, sir.
(Classmates start to laugh)
Mayer smiles."Good. Now, mixed together in the right way,
these three highly dangerous ingredients make the finest
wart remover in the world. The trick is to pour them in in
equal amounts. Now, Mush, you take the nitric acid and
the glycerin, and I'll take my own special mixture. You
ready? Good lad: pour.
They pour; the mixture emits a small boom and a large
puff of smoke. The kids cheer.)
"Did we do it wrong?"Mush asks.
"No, certainly not; this is for very big
warts."Mayer says.
(Commotion inthe hall)
Some Kid "I'm gonna get there first. Get out of my
way.
"Now what's going on out there?'Mayer asks.
"I hope there's still some left."Another kid says.
(Mayer opens the door.)
Mayer points at a kid and says "You, Swifty, come here. What's
happening?"
"Jack Kelly's opening his factory; he's gonna
let people in."Swifty says excited.
"Are you sure?"Mayer asks.
"It's on the radio. And he's giving truckloads
of chocolate away."Swifty says.
Mayer shouts. "Class Dismissed!"
"No, no, it's only for five people."Swifty tells him.
Mayer sighs."Class un-dismissed"
"He's hidden five Golden Tickets, and the people
who find them will win the big prize."Swifty says smiling.
"Where's he hidden the tickets?"Mayer asks.
"Inside five Kelly Bars! You gotta buy Kelly
Bars to find 'em!"Swifty yells and runs off.
Mayer turns to class and says "Class re-dismissed!"
Mush sighs, and leaves last.
Kid 3 '"I'll meet you downstairs.
Kid 4"I'm gonna buy the whole store!
(Kids keep saying there gonna win)
Newsroom...
Newsman(Specs) "And now, details on the sudden announcement that
has captured the attention of entire world. Hidden among
the countless billions of Kelly Bars are five gold tickets.
And to the five people who find them will come the most
fabulous prize one could wish for: a lifetime supply of
chocolate.
Meyers House...
Specs "And as if this were not
enough, each winner before he receives his prize will be
personally escorted through the top secret chocolate factory
Grandma Daisy snorted."They're all crazy!
Grandpa Bumlets"Sssshhh! The man's a genius! He'll sell a
million bars."
Specs "(continuous) . . . by the mythical Jack Kelly
himself. The amount of chocolate involved in this
competition has relighted the imagination to incite
candy eaters and all citizens around the world.
Mush looks at Bumlets. "Grandpa, do you think I've got a
chance to find one?"
Bumlets smiled and said "One? I'm counting on you to find all five!
"One's enough for me.'Mush said smiling.
:::::Sorry..I had to stop here Don't wanna have the chapter go on forever!! R/R!!!
CAST!!!
Veruka Salt--Spot Conlon(Dad--Ace..Sorry Spot acts like her)
Mike Tevee--Snipeshooter(his mom--Sarah)
Agustus Gloop--Pie Eater (His Mom-Medda Larkson)
Viloet Beuragard--Racetrack(sorry..I had to do it!)
Charlie Bucket--Mush Meyers
Grandma Josiphine-Daisy(bumlets g/f)
Grandpa George--Itley
Grandpa Joe-Bumlets
Bill(Candy shop owner)-David
Winkleman-Swifty
Newsman-Specs
Willy Wonka--Jack Kelly
Ompa Lumpas
Skittery
Kid Blink
Les
Crutchy
Jake
All other Newsies...
Jack Kelly and The Choclate Factory-
(Kids run from school to the Candy Shop where David's eating all the candy.)
1. DAVID'S CANDY SHOP
(Kids enter, yelling.)
KIDS: (yelling) Sizzler! I want a Sizzler!
David sighs and says "All right, all right, all right, what's it going to
be? A triple cream cup for Les . . ."
Kids Screaming "A Squelchy Snorter!
David now smiling. "A Squelchy Snorter for Boots . . .
Some random kid "I want a Squelchy Snorter . . .
David ignores him and says "A Sizzler for Leanna Marie . . ."
Some impatient kid "C'mon, give me a Sizzler . . ."
David yelling. "And listen!Kelly 's got a new one today.
Kids asking. "What is it?"
David smiling "This is called a Scrumdidilyumptious Bar(is that how you spell it?)
Swifty then asked "(mispronouncing) Scrumbibilyunctious Bar?' How
does he do it?"
David sighs. "My dear boy, do you ask a fish how it swims?
Swifty looked confused."Umm...No . . .?"
David then says "Or a bird how it flies?
Swifty says "uh..no?
David smirks and says "No sirree, you don't! They do it because they were
born to do it. Just like Willy Wonka was born to be a candy
man, you look like you were born to be a Wonkarer.
WHO CAN TAKE A SUNRISE
SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW
COVER IT IN CHOCOLATE AND A MIRACLE OR TWO
THE CANDY MAN
THE CANDY MAN CAN
THE CANDY MAN CAN 'CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE
AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD
WHO CAN TAKE A RAINBOW
WRAP IT IN A SIGH
SOAK IT IN THE SUN AND MAKE A STRAWBERRY LEMON PIE
KIDS: The Candy Man?
David Sings "THE CANDY MAN
THE CANDY MAN CAN
THE CANDY MAN CAN 'CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE
AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD
The Kids Screaming "Me! Me!
WILLY WONKA MAKES
EVERYTHING HE BAKES
SATISFYING AND DELICIOUS
TALK ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD WISHES
YOU CAN EVEN EAT THE DISHES
WHO CAN TAKE TOMORROW
DIP IT IN A DREAM
SEPARATE THE SORROW AND COLLECT UP ALL THE CREAM
THE CANDY MAN
KIDS:
WILLY WONKA CAN
David Singing "THE CANDY MAN CAN
THE CANDY MAN CAN 'CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE
AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD
AND THE WORLD TASTES GOOD
'CAUSE THE CANDY MAN THINKS IT SHOULD
Mush Meyers sighs, As he looks through the window. and see's them singing, He walks away, towards Mr. Kloppman's Newstand.
Mush smiling slightly and says 'Hi, Mr. Kloppman.
Kloppman looks at him and says "Ah, come along, Mush; you're late.
Mush smiles and says "It's payday, Mr. Kloppman.
Kloppman smiles too. "You're right. (He pays Mush.) There you are.
Mush smiles. "Thank you, sir.
Kloppman nods. "Say hello to your Grandpa Bumlets .
Mush nods. "Okay.
(Mush goes and delivers papers)
Tinker says "Up the airy mountain
Down the rushing glen
We dare not go a-hunting
For fear of little men.
You see: Nobody ever goes in, . . . and nobody ever
comes out!
AT THE MEYERS HOUSE (reminds you of Michael Myers..creepy!)
Grandma Daisy sighs and says "Mush is late.
Grandpa Bumlets sighs."He works too hard for a little boy. He should
have some time to play.
Mrs. Meyer sighs to and says. "Not enough hours in the day. With the four of
you bedridden for the past twenty years, it takes a lot of
work to keep this family going.
Grandma Daisy "If only his father were alive.
Grandpa Bumlets "Soon as I get my strength back, I'm gonna get
out of this bed and help him.
Mrs. Meyers rolls her eyes. "Dad, in all the years you've been saying you're
going to get out of that bed, I've yet to see you set foot
on the floor.
Grandpa Bulets trying to make an excuse "Well . . . maybe if the floor wasn't so cold.
(Suddenly Mush shows up)
Mush smiles and calls out "Hi, everybody!
Grandpa Bumlets "Wake up!
Grandma Daisy "Wake up!(you'd think they'd start a Wake up song...)
Grandpa Bumlets "Wake up; Mush's home!
Mush smiles. "Grandpa Itley. (He kisses him.) Grandma
Angel. (Kisses her.) Grandma Daisy. (Kisses her.)
Mush "Grandpa Bumlets (Kisses him.) Looks at Joe's bowl of cabbage
water.) Is this your supper, Grandpa?
Grandpa Bumlets "Well, it's yours too, Mush.
Mush sighs."I'm fed up with cabbage water. It's not enough!"
Grandma Angelface "Mush!"
"It's all we have.'Grandma Daisy said.
'"What are you saying?"Grandpa Bumlets asked.
Mush smirks and says."How about this?(Shows them the loaf of bread)
"Mush, where'd you get that?"Mrs. Meyers asks.
"What difference does it make where he got it?
Point is: he got it."Grandpa Bumlets said smiling.
Mrs Meyers smiles. "Good for you, Mush. We'll have a real
banquet."
Mush smiles."Mom . . .? Here's what's left. You keep it.
Except for this. (He looks at Grandpa Bumlets).."From now on, I'm going to pay for your
tobacco."
Grandpa Bumlets sighs. "No one's going to pay for it, Mush. I'm
giving it up.
"Come on, Dad, it's only one pipe a day. "Mrs. Meyers said.
Grandpa Bumlets smiles."When a loaf of bread looks like a banquet, I've
no right buying tobacco.
"Go on, Grandpa. Please take it."Mush said.
Meyers House..Later That Night.
Mush telling them something. "After I finished my paper route, I was in front of
Kelly's. There was this strange man there. I think he was
a tinker. He was standing right behind me, looking up at
the factory. Just before he left he said, "Nobody ever goes
in, and nobody ever comes out."
Grandpa Bumlets nods. "And right he was, Mush. Not since the
tragic day that Jack Kelly locked it.
"Why'd he lock it?"Mush asked.
Grandpa Bumlets sighed."Because all the other chocolate makers in the
world were sending in spies--dressed as workers!--to steal
Mr. Kelly's secret recipes. Especially Delancey . . . oh,
that Delancey, he was the worst! Finally Mr. Kelly
shouted, "I shall be ruined! Close the factory!" And
that's just what he did. He locked the gates and vanished
completely. And then suddenly, about three years later, the
most amazing thing happened. The factory started working
again, full blast! And more delicious candies were coming
out than ever before. But the gates stayed locked so that
no one, not even Mr. Delancey, could steal them.
Mush says" But Grandpa, someone must be helping Mr. Kelly work
the factory.
Grandpa Bumlets" Thousands must be helping him."
"But who? Who are they?"Mush asked.
"That is the biggest mystery of them all."Grandpa Bumlets finished.
At School
Mr. Mayer says "Mush Meyers.."
Mush looks up. "Yes, Mr. Mayer?
Mayer smiles and says "I shall need an assistant. Come and give me
a hand.
(Mush goes up to the front)
Mayer then speaks."We have here nitric acid, glycerin, and a special mixture of
my own. Together it's horrible, dangerous stuff; blows you
up. But mixed together in the right way, as only I know
how, what do you think it makes?
"I don't know, sir"Mush awnser honestly."
Mayer smirks."Of course you don't know. You don't know
because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then
you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you. And for a
student to teach his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do
I make myself clear?
Mush shruggs his shoulders "Yes, sir.
(Classmates start to laugh)
Mayer smiles."Good. Now, mixed together in the right way,
these three highly dangerous ingredients make the finest
wart remover in the world. The trick is to pour them in in
equal amounts. Now, Mush, you take the nitric acid and
the glycerin, and I'll take my own special mixture. You
ready? Good lad: pour.
They pour; the mixture emits a small boom and a large
puff of smoke. The kids cheer.)
"Did we do it wrong?"Mush asks.
"No, certainly not; this is for very big
warts."Mayer says.
(Commotion inthe hall)
Some Kid "I'm gonna get there first. Get out of my
way.
"Now what's going on out there?'Mayer asks.
"I hope there's still some left."Another kid says.
(Mayer opens the door.)
Mayer points at a kid and says "You, Swifty, come here. What's
happening?"
"Jack Kelly's opening his factory; he's gonna
let people in."Swifty says excited.
"Are you sure?"Mayer asks.
"It's on the radio. And he's giving truckloads
of chocolate away."Swifty says.
Mayer shouts. "Class Dismissed!"
"No, no, it's only for five people."Swifty tells him.
Mayer sighs."Class un-dismissed"
"He's hidden five Golden Tickets, and the people
who find them will win the big prize."Swifty says smiling.
"Where's he hidden the tickets?"Mayer asks.
"Inside five Kelly Bars! You gotta buy Kelly
Bars to find 'em!"Swifty yells and runs off.
Mayer turns to class and says "Class re-dismissed!"
Mush sighs, and leaves last.
Kid 3 '"I'll meet you downstairs.
Kid 4"I'm gonna buy the whole store!
(Kids keep saying there gonna win)
Newsroom...
Newsman(Specs) "And now, details on the sudden announcement that
has captured the attention of entire world. Hidden among
the countless billions of Kelly Bars are five gold tickets.
And to the five people who find them will come the most
fabulous prize one could wish for: a lifetime supply of
chocolate.
Meyers House...
Specs "And as if this were not
enough, each winner before he receives his prize will be
personally escorted through the top secret chocolate factory
Grandma Daisy snorted."They're all crazy!
Grandpa Bumlets"Sssshhh! The man's a genius! He'll sell a
million bars."
Specs "(continuous) . . . by the mythical Jack Kelly
himself. The amount of chocolate involved in this
competition has relighted the imagination to incite
candy eaters and all citizens around the world.
Mush looks at Bumlets. "Grandpa, do you think I've got a
chance to find one?"
Bumlets smiled and said "One? I'm counting on you to find all five!
"One's enough for me.'Mush said smiling.
:::::Sorry..I had to stop here Don't wanna have the chapter go on forever!! R/R!!!