Hey there readers! I have here for you another new story that I came up with!
Now before you all go out and ask me 'Why are you doing a Valentine's Day special in the month of May?' and stuff like that, let me fill you in on some important facts:
The first fact is that I am well aware that Valentine's day was three months ago, but there is a perfectly good reason why I'm doing my version of the episode 'Hanky Panky Hullabaloo' this late. If you all must know, this story is meant to develop the feelings that Andrew has with Marie Kanker, while pushing through the events that occur in the actual episode, and Chaosky will be appearing too.
Also, don't expect me to make a Halloween or Christmas special anytime soon based on those two specials. However, Andrew will bring up the events that occurred in both of those specials respectively. So don't be surprised that those won't be done.
Another thing, this story will most likely be more than one chapter and it'll probably be longer than 2 chapters even. Just so you all know.
One last piece of information, the main plot to this story will be identical to the episode it's based off of, Double D and May falling head over heels for each other, and for the sub plot, Andrew is contemplating over how he is going to plan to give a Valentine card to his secret crush and how he can achieve it. That's basically how this story is going to turn out.
Well enough with the long rant now. This story is going to be a packed one so let's start the story then. Enjoy this late Valentine's Day special everyone!
Disclaimer: All characters that belong to Ed, Edd n' Eddy belong to Cartoon Network and the creator of the show.
IN THE TOWN OF PEACH CREEK:
It was a beautiful day in the town of Peach Creek. But today wasn't just any ordinary day; no today was a special day. It was Valentine's Day as we are focusing this story at the school of Peach Creek Jr. High. Yes on this holiday, most couples declare their love for each other, but due to the lack of females that exist in the show, only a specific amount of couples were shown in the school of Peach Creek Jr. High. Three females in particular, specifically known as the Kanker Sisters, were just sitting around in front of the principal's office, doing nothing in particular…at least for the two older sisters. While Lee was spitting spit balls and while Marie was doing her nails, or giving them a manicure, May was drawing something. But it wasn't just any ordinary drawing; it was a Valentine, precisely for Ed which she wanted to do something special for him this time around.
Believe it or not, May has been known as the most sympathetic member of the sisters, and deep down inside, she really does have feelings for Ed and she only acts the way she does because her sisters do that. It also helps that both Ed and May have a very low amount of intelligence and they share that in common. Problem is, Ed has a fear of not just the Kankers, but girls in general, but nonetheless, May insisted on doing this Valentine card for Ed.
Eventually, May's blue haired sister noticed her drawing something and it peeked her interest. She then got the attention of the eldest sister.
"Hey Lee, check out Miss Vincent van Stinko." Marie snorted as Lee then noticed the card that May created.
"What's this," Lee snatched the card and then looked at it. She then took the time to tease her youngest sister. "Aw, it's a Valentine card."
It was then May got on the defensive side as she then countered.
"It's for my boyfriend!" May then jumps onto Lee to get her card back, but Marie ended up getting the card and joined in on the teasing too.
"It's for big Ed, Lee." Marie teased tauntingly which caused May to go a little berserk.
"Give it back!" May then ends up kicking her to the head as she then grabbed her card. "Ed's the bestest boyfriend ever!"
May then holds her head up and huffs as she walks off. Marie was struggling to get up, completely shocked that May was able to put up a fight like that, being on the defensive side and all that. When Marie finally got up, she felt the need to comment.
"Now I know who got Mom's genes." Marie groaned.
"Hormones," Lee chuckled at this.
Unlike May, Lee and Marie saw nothing interesting about Valentine's Day, aside from teasing the Eds with their shenanigans, although this year Marie was wondering what Andrew thought of this holiday.
I wonder what Andrew's up to… Marie thought to herself. That kid is cute, far more than a dreamboat out of a magazine…
Speaking of whom, at the front entrance, we see Andrew having opened the front door himself, and Chaosky was right behind him, as Andrew looked determined about today, as he had something special planned for Valentine's Day.
Truth be told, Andrew has had a secret crush on the blue haired Kanker known as Marie, ever since he first met the Kankers at the party he threw at Eddy's house, but he had no idea what he liked about her. He really liked her blue shiny hair, her beautiful eyes, the eyeliner, her attire and appearance, and the fact that she has flirted with Andrew on occasions when not doing it to the Eds. Fortunately, the only person who knew of the secret was Chaosky, and Andrew wasn't ready to reveal his crush. He was however, determined to give something to Marie for Valentine's Day. He just had to think on how to do that. Taking a deep breath, Andrew then spoke.
"Alright Chaosky, we're here," Andrew stepped into the school along with his little buddy. "Let's make this a good day."
"Right behind you there Andrew," Chaosky commented. "Aren't you excited about this Valentine's Day?"
"You bet," Andrew was hyped. "I am planning on giving something special to Marie Kanker this Valentine's Day."
Andrew took out the special card he made himself that was drawn by hand and had a special message on the inside as Chaosky smiled at this.
"I hope you manage to give it to her bud," Chaosky remarked. "I'm aware that you really like her."
"How could I not? She's really attractive," Andrew said as no one was in the hallway, which was a good thing for Andrew. "I really want to show her that I am capable of celebrating Valentine's Day and I want to do this card for her. Plus I even have this beret that I'm wearing today."
He then puts on the beret he got from the story 'Pen Pals or Wolves' as Chaosky could only smile at this.
"I think you'll really impress her this Valentine's Day," Chaosky stated. "I assure you that."
"I hope so too Chaosky," Andrew smiled widely. "This is going to be grand. I just need to know how I'm going to give it to her…"
"And how do you plan on doing that?" Chaosky asked.
Before Andrew could come up with an answer, they ended up hearing someone humming and singing nearby. It was coming from May Kanker, but Andrew didn't know who that was and neither did Chaosky.
"Do you hear that Chaosky," Andrew asked as Chaosky nodded. "Where is it coming from?"
"I have no idea Andrew," Chaosky simply stated.
Andrew shrugged his shoulders as he put the Valentine into his back pocket.
"In any case, let's get going," Andrew said. "The Eds should be here at any moment."
"Gotcha," Chaosky went with it as Andrew and Chaosky headed to the lockers which were owned by the Eds individually.
It was at that moment, two tiny fairies came to the scene, and coincidentally, they looked exactly like Jimmy and Sarah as they were apparently a combination of pixies and cupids as they were planning on spreading love this Valentine's Day.
"When nature stirs on Valentine's Day," The Jimmy fairy lookalike spoke first. "And face the children with their splendor–"
"–suddenly their minds will stray to thoughts of love and words so tender!" The Sarah fairy lookalike spoke afterwards as they both then flew off, giggling in a mischievous manner…
Meanwhile, right where the Ed's lockers are, Andrew was waiting patiently for the Eds to show up. Before questioning what the Eds were up to at the moment, Eddy ended up skidding to the scene, looking very enthusiastic for some reason.
"Let's learn! Last one to class is a–" Eddy started before stopping himself. "What am I saying?"
"Good morning Eddy! It's Valentine's Day," Andrew greeted him. "You seem to be in a good mood today. I like that!"
Double D then came to the scene shortly afterwards.
"Isn't Valentine's Day wonderful," Double D questions as Ed was right behind him, looking all nervous and such. "As I'm sure you're aware, it can be quite unnerving to express one's come hither feelings of amore. Yet this holiday conquers the upchuck of apprehension and allows one that opportunity to let that special someone know you care."
"I know the feeling all too well Double D," Andrew agreed. "But this year I'm going to do something grand!"
Ed meanwhile, had some second thoughts about Valentine's Day. He didn't like it because of all the mooshy smoochy stuff that comes with it, and it's not just of the Kanker Sisters, but of girls in general. Ed was in an even more panicked state as he then grabbed a hold of Double D and then started speaking.
"Yucky, squishy, MUSHY GIRLS, DOUBLE D!" Ed screamed before suddenly whispering. "The fish have chips, my fine friend."
Ed then rushes to his locker and opens the combination as a pile of junk fell on top of him. Andrew couldn't quite understand why Ed was afraid of girls as a whole, but he felt that the fear could be conquer by aging and growing up. Chaosky had similar thoughts as Eddy then saw this took place.
"Your locker stinks like–" Eddy started while laughing when Ed finished for him.
"An onion." He holds an onion out when he takes a bite of it and causes his breathe to smell bad. "Girls do not like stinky breath. Camouflage." He takes out a paper bag and puts it on his head. "So girls cannot see you. And a spider." He then holds up a shoe box with air holes in it. "Girls hate them. Sarah said so." The spider from the shoe box then came out and started crawling all over Ed. "Tickly."
It then clicked in Ed's brain that a spider was crawling over him and then he looked more than panicked at that point. Suddenly afraid of the spider, he started screaming.
"SPIDER! Get it off! Get it off!" Ed started panicking as Eddy snickered at this, and Andrew and Chaosky shook their heads, wondering why he let a spider out if he was afraid of them. Double D decided to take action.
"Oh for goodness sake. You're frightening the poor thing!" Double D approached Ed who was in the water fountain, as he was trying to drown it. Double D took the spider in his palm and decided to calm it. "All better."
He then opens a window and allows the spider to leave, closing the window shortly afterwards. Eddy then felt the need to comment.
"Eeh, you babies got it light," Eddy stated. "Yep, Valentine's Day is just the same old grind for that chick magnet."
Unlike the other two Eds, especially Ed himself, Eddy felt that the holiday was the perfect opportunity to be a chick magnet as he let his ego get to him and acts like a Casanova wannabe. With the exception of the Kankers, Eddy was willing to have any attractive women have at it with him.
Eddy then decides to open his locker and then a kissing booth emerges from it, annoying music is heard and some special lighting effects occurred too.
"Cool," Andrew wasn't too bothered by this.
"Yeah," Chaosky wasn't sure about this. "Anyway Andrew, I think I should head to the classroom now, I'll see you in a bit."
"Okay, see ya Chaosky," Andrew told him. Once Chaosky was gone, Eddy then stated.
"25 cents a smooch, ladies! Line forms to my left." Eddy boasted.
A few minutes then passed as no girls showed up, especially due to the lack of girls in the show. Double D skims the hallway to see if anyone was coming and Eddy's smile turned into a frown.
"Where are they," Andrew asked.
"They must be freshening up in the can." Eddy answered as Double D rolled his eyes.
"In the can, right," Double D said sarcastically. "You sure this is gonna work?"
"Of course I do Double D," Eddy stated. "This holiday is going to be a good one and nothing can backfire this special day!"
"Really," Andrew decided to comment. "That's what you also said about the whole 'Spookyville' scenario during Halloween and that backfired."
"So," Eddy snorted in defense. "How should I have known that my brother would have provided me with yet another map that only sent us in a circle?"
"Yeah it's like the treasure hunt we went on to find some wishbones under the Kanker's trailer which belonged to May." Andrew stated.
"Don't bring that up," Eddy retorted.
"And then there was the whole Christmas fiasco too," Andrew reminded him. "That also backfired."
"Hey I already said that I hated getting clothes for Christmas," Eddy said.
"But it wouldn't have come to that if you didn't let your greed get to you Eddy," Andrew reminded him.
"Can we not talk about Halloween or Christmas," Eddy wanted to change the subject. "It's Valentine's Day and it's going to be different."
"Certainly," Andrew decided to go with that.
"Uh, well anyway," Double D got back on topic. "While we're waiting, I got a little something here for you." He hands Ed a Valentine Card. "Happy Valentine's Day, Ed!"
"Nap time already?" Ed honestly had no clue what Double D gave him as the sockheaded Ed then gave Eddy a Valentine Card.
"Eddy?" Double D hands him a card with Nicola Tesla on it as Eddy read the message.
"You electrify me? Who the heck's this guy?" Eddy snorted.
"Nicola Tesla, Eddy. It's part of my 'Great Minds of Science' Valentine's Day card series." Double D explained.
"It has a mind, Eddy!" Ed proclaimed.
"And Andrew, here's one for you too," He gave Andrew one as well. "Happy Valentine's Day."
"Awesome," Andrew gleefully accepted it. "Thanks Double D!"
"Your quite welcome Andrew," Double D said.
After a moment of silence, a thought came to Eddy as he then felt the need to ask something.
"Wait a minute," Eddy started as Andrew pocketed the card. "Ain't you supposed to give these things to girls?"
"Not necessarily Eddy," Double D commented.
"I guess it's also the fact that the show has only a limited amount of girls here," Andrew commented. "So some people will feel the need to improvise."
"Don't rub it in will ya," Eddy huffed in annoyance.
"Don't worry Eddy, I think you'll have a good Valentine's Day too," Andrew assured him positively.
"Easier said than done, but what makes you say that," Eddy questioned.
Before Andrew could come up with an answer, Eddy's front bell rings which got Eddy's attention.
"A customer!" Eddy exclaimed in excitement.
"Who is the customer," Andrew asked as the Eds then saw the customer and then screamed in fear. Said customer was none other than May Kanker who was prepared to give Ed her Valentine Card that she made herself. Andrew noticed the Eds screaming and then questioned.
"What's with the screaming," Andrew asked as the Eds were shaking and Eddy was hiding behind the booth when Andrew then saw May and put on a cheerful smile. "Oh hi May, what's up?!"
May then started speaking to Ed who was fearing for his sanity.
"Happy Valentine's, Ed!" May told him.
Ed put the paper bag over his head but Eddy rips it off and puts it on his head. Ed then takes it back from Eddy.
"Ed I think May has something for you," Andrew figure out as May then took out that Valentine card she made for Ed and tried showing it to him.
"You're the hairiest sweetest biggest chunk of man in the land," May spoke to Ed. "Will you be mine?"
Andrew saw the card for himself and was quite impressed with it, seeing that it was a nice gesture for Ed, considering the fact that he himself, made a card specifically for Marie Kanker.
"Aww, that's very sweet May," Andrew complimented before turning to face Ed. "Ed, what do you have to say about this?"
Andrew expected a thank you, but that was the last thing to come out of Ed as he started screaming and panicking.
"AAH YUCKY MUSHY GIRLS!" Ed screamed while running away.
"That's not how we say 'thank you' Ed," Andrew stated.
Ed didn't pay attention to this as he was still running with the bag over his head. He then runs into a wall which causes him to turn around and stampede the other way like an elephant.
"WOE! HURT! PAIN! RUN! PAIN!" Ed screamed as he then tramples over May, injuring her and wrecking her card. Not only was she hurt physically, but also emotionally at the react Ed gave to her.
"Oh my, that wasn't really nice Ed," Andrew admitted as Ed left the area and Eddy was laughing hysterically at this. May then slowly got up and then ran off, with the others unaware that tears were forming in her eyes.
I wonder if she'll be okay… Andrew thought to himself.
It was then Eddy's front bell rang again, meaning he had another customer.
"A customer!" He then puckers his lips and closes his eyes, in hopes for his customer. Unfortunately, said customer was none other than Kevin. Surprise surprise, the lack of girls in the show and the fact there were more male characters here really made it challenging for Eddy. Kevin didn't look impressed as Eddy then noticed who it was. He then huffed and waved him off.
"In your dreams, pal!" Eddy snorted, not at all interested. Kevin then got straight to the point.
"Get this hunk of junk out of the hallway and get to class!" Kevin demanded, acting as some sort of Hall Monitor for the story. Eddy simply waved it off and took it as nothing serious.
"Don't let your brains go to your head, Mr. Hall Monitor." Eddy countered which was a big mistake on his part as Kevin then felt the need to take action.
"Oh," Kevin writes on his clipboard and hands him a detention slip. "You just got yourself a detention. Pal."
Eddy then grumbles to himself as he stuffs the booth back into his locker in annoyance.
"Yeah I think I should head to class too guys," Andrew said. "See ya later."
With that said, Andrew went straight for his locker as he then overheard Double D trying to reason with Kevin and sticking up for Eddy as Kevin hands him a detention slip too.
"That's for sticking up for Dorky." Andrew heard Kevin say as he didn't hear anything else from them as he got some stuff out of his locker…
Once Andrew got his stuff, he then hears someone sobbing. Curiosity peaking, Andrew was wondering where it was coming from.
"Gee, is someone crying," Andrew questions himself. "It sounds like its coming in the janitor's closet."
He then checked the closest and then saw May Kanker, sobbing her eyes out as she was still devastated by how Ed reacted towards her.
It's May. Andrew thought to himself. Is she sad about how Ed reacted to her Valentine…?
Andrew then let his friendship instincts take hold as he then decided to find out what was wrong.
"May," Andrew asked. "Is there something wrong?"
Noticing it was Andrew who was talking, May decided to quickly answer him.
"Big Ed hates me," May confessed. "I've got no valentine for Valentine's Day!"
"Aww, I'm sorry to hear that May," Andrew assured her. "Ed's just complicated when it comes to girls in general, so it's hard to get through to him, and I understand how you feel."
I really wish I could give this Valentine card to my secret crush Marie… Andrew thought to himself in a saddened manner, as he let out a sad sigh, but he shook it off, knowing that today was just starting.
"What am I going to do then," May then asked.
"Gee I don't know May, I gotta get to class though," Andrew admitted as he then pulled something out of hammer space. Said object was revealed to be a red heart-shaped lollipop that was fresh and still wrapped in plastic. "Here, take this as a token of comfort."
"Uh, Andrew?" May looked at him as Andrew then said.
"Happy Valentine's Day May," Andrew told her. "I hope you get better soon. I'll see you later."
Andrew then left the closet and then went to class as Double D had heard Andrew talking to May, who was still upset. Even though Double D was afraid of the Kankers, he could never find it in himself to have any pure hatred for them, and combining that with the fact that May was still upset, he decided to find out what was going on.
"May? I just saw Andrew talking to you," Double D started. "Is there something wrong?"
May then explained to him exactly what she told Andrew. After she was done, Double D then decided to speak.
"Um...I'm sure it's nothing like that! Ed's just being shy." Double D looks through the hallways. "Oh dear. Um, don't you think we should be getting to class?"
May still had some tears in her eyes as the bell started ringing. Double D then decides to scribble on a card and gives it to May.
"I–I really must get to class. Happy Valentine's Day, May." Double D hands her the card with Charles Darwin on it and it was shown that the card was originally meant for Nazz as Double D left for class.
"Naturally I select you?" May reads it as she gets up and sees Double D hurrying down the corner.
"Late! Late! Late! Late!" Double D was heard chanting before disappearing from sight.
"Double D?" May asked as she still had some tears in her eyes.
Before anything else could be said, a love arrow ends up being shot towards May's butt as she then falls in love. Fortunately, she ends up falling for Double D as she floats in the air as the fairies then float down.
"And so the spring of love is seated deep within the Kanker girl!" Fairy Sarah said.
"Still another half is needed for its blossom to unfurl!" Fairy Jimmy spoke afterwards as they were heard giggling.
We see Rolf drinking from a water fountain nearby when the fairies fly by him, giggling in the process. Rolf abruptly stops and realizes what that was and whatnot.
"Rolf smells the inky scent of mountain sprites, come to make mischief among us!" Rolf knew the trouble that these 'mountain sprites' cause on Valentine's Day, triggering forced love amongst unexpected people to have a relationship with. Rolf grows suspicious, but decides to continue his day while keeping his eyes peeled…
Sometime later, in a science class, we see the two older Kanker Sisters looking through an anatomy book, looking through the pictures and admiring them.
"Hubba hubba!" Lee remarked.
"Ooh la la!" Marie commented afterwards.
Andrew who was sitting nearby them was thinking to himself.
Ooh la la indeed Marie… Andrew thought to himself in a rather sexy manner as a feint blush emerged on his face.
The two of them noticed Andrew's presence, and rather than looking annoyed, Lee actually grinned devilishly at this.
"Well lookie here Marie, the Andrew squirt is accompanying us," Lee smirked as Marie then saw Andrew and grinned devilishly.
"Well hello there hot stud," Marie spoke in a rather suggestive manner. "Happy Valentine's Day to you cutie."
"Oh uh…" Andrew was sweating and blushes a little harder, almost feeling aroused by her amorous tone. "Same to you too Marie…"
Marie couldn't help but snicker at this.
"Expect a good kissing session later…" Marie snickered, getting Andrew to go red in the face from blushing. The kid is such an attractive man… almost like Oven Mitt.
Andrew gulped for a minute as the two Kankers went back to reading that book and Andrew then saw Chaosky filling out some paper work as Chaosky noticed him and gave him a wink for good luck. Andrew gave him a thumbs up as a result.
Now how am I gonna give that Valentine Card to Marie… Andrew thought to himself while working. Hmm…
Nearby, we see Double D doing his classwork and we see May Kanker nearby admiring Double D in a romantic manner. It was then we see Ed walking by, messing with the class fake skeleton as he then commented.
"Boy, am I parched!" Ed commented as Eddy snickered at this.
"Man, are you gonna get in trouble!" Eddy snickered as this actually got Andrew's attention.
"Ed, Eddy, what do you guys think your doing," Andrew asked.
"Yeah," Double D was annoyed that they were goofing off. "Some of us are here to learn, thank you!"
The lovestruck May couldn't handle it anymore, and she felt like thanking Double D personally as she then approached the sockheaded Ed.
"Hiya Double D!" May floated up to him as this got his attention.
"Aah. Feeling better, May?" Double D asked.
"Yeah May," Andrew jumped in. "Gonna have a better Valentine's Day from here on out?"
An awkward silence took hold for several moments, mostly between Double D and the love struck May. Double D noticed the suggestive look in her eyes, on her face and then saw her floating in midair, as if she was in love. Double D then got nervous. He then broke the silence.
"Well, nice talking to you, oh would you look at this work work work," Double D spoke. "This assignment is worth 40 percent of our term."
"Can I be your partner?" May asked all so suddenly which got Double D's eyes to bulge and unable to speak. Andrew was confused by this.
"May, are you alright," Andrew asked in concern. "You seem happier than normal. Is there something about Double D you are into?"
Before anyone could say anything, an explosion was heard in the back of the room, courtesy of Ed as Eddy was accompanying him.
"Pink belly!" Ed shouted.
"Oh, way to go, numbskull! You ruined my shirt!" Eddy scolded him.
"Ed and Eddy, what did you two do?" Andrew had a shocked expression on his face.
"Stupid!" May criticized the other two Eds. "Don't you know never to mix beric oxide with an aqueous suspension?"
Double D and Andrew were shocked and astounded by this.
"May? I've never seen that side of you." Double D commented.
"Yeah, since when have you known something about chemistry," Andrew was very impressed to say the least. May turned to face Double D in a seductive manner.
"I've developed a mean bathroom deodorizer too." May sexily admitted to Double D.
"Well, perhaps it's a conversation best had in a very busy public area, yes?" Double D nervously admitted as he slowly starts to walk backwards, not liking where this is going.
"Well I'm quite impressed May," Andrew compliment. "To think that you have some intelligence when it comes to a particular science topic."
May just put that comment to the side as she saucily approached Double D as the sockheaded Ed was walking backwards nervously, unaware that something was about to happen to him too…
END OF PART ONE…
YUP, TOLD YOU THIS WOULD BE MORE THAN ONE PART, AND IT'S PROBABLY GONNA BE MORE THAN TWO PARTS TOO! SORRY FOR THE INCONVIENCE!
ANYWAY, NEXT TIME, DOUBLE D FALLS FOR MAY TOO, THE CONFLICTS BETWEEN THE EDS AND THE KANKERS THICKEN, AND ANDREW CONTINUES TO THINK ON HOW TO GIVE HIS SECRET CRUSH MARIE THE VALENTINE CARD THAT HE MADE FOR HER! HOW WILL THE CONFLICTS GO, AND WILL ANDREW SUCCESSFULLY GIVE THE CARD TO MARIE? YOU'LL HAVE TO READ AND FIND OUT NEXT TIME READERS!
AS OF RIGHT NOW, ONLY IF YOU LIKE, PLEASE LEAVE YOURSELF A REVIEW AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK SO FAR!
OTHERWISE, THAT'S ALLI HAVE FOR NOW! SO UNTIL NEXT CHAPTER, I'LL JUST SAY, GOODBYE FOR NOW READERS!