I'm Too Sexy
By Wandering Xanthe
(Sung by Turles)
music starts
I'm
too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave
me…
I'm too sexy for my tail, too sexy for my tail
So
sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Earth, too sexy for Earth,
New
York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your
party
No way I'm disco dancing!
I'm a warrior, you know
what I mean
And I do my little turn on the branch of my tree
Yeah,
on the branch, on the branch, yeah
I do my little turn on the
branch of my tree
Turles begins to dance
I'm too sexy for my ship, too sexy for my ship
Too
sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my armor
Too sexy for my armor, what'd you think about that
I'm a warrior,
you know what I mean
And I do my little turn while I'm blastin'
away
Yeah, while I'm blastin away, blatin away
I shake my little touche while I'm blastin' away
I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my
Henchmen enter the room, blink, then quickly turn and leave
'Cause I'm
a Saiyan, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn while I'm
flyin' in the air
Yeah,
in the air, yeah, in the air, yeah
I shake my little touche while
I'm flyin' in the air
I'm too sexy for my fruit, too sexy for my fruit
Poor juicy fruit, juicy, juicy fruit
I'm too sexy for my power, too sexy for my power
Love's going to leave me…And I'm too sexy for this song…
Turles suddenly stops singing, blinks once, then frowns
"What the f am I doin' here? I've got places to go and people to kill."
Flies off
AN: Behold: the power of the author! Bwahahahahaha! You have no idea how happy I was to write this silly thing.
I'd like to thank my friend, Angie, for giving me the inspiration to warp her precious Turles' little mind. Responses are appreciated.
Disclaimer: I do not own Turles, Dragon Ball Z, or "I'm Too Sexy" which was originally sung by Right Said Fred.