Hello Welcome to Final Fantasy Cafe all your favorite Final Fantasy characters are here to debate issues about each game. I am The Dark Crystals (but I like Crystal for short) the author of this fanfic and here to bring things under control. Just in case anything goes haywire. But without further adue, on with the fanfic!!!

Final Fantasy Cafe

Cloud: Hi, I'm Cloud Strife the announcer and here is my assistant Vincent Valentine

Vincent: .........

Cloud: Anyway, I'm suppose to pick two debaters

Tifa: Cloud pick me!

Tifa jumps up and down at one of the tables

Aeris: Don't pick that hussy, pick me Cloud!

Tifa: Who you callin a hussy?! Bet you were selling more than flowers in Midgar, you whore!

Aeris: You should actually try to wear proper clothing like me you slut!! And at least I don't need breast implants!

Tifa: OH THATS IT!!!!

Aeris and Tifa start having a cat fight breaking tables and food is flying everywhere

*Poof*

suddenly Tifa and Aeris are gone

Crystal: I hate cat fights. The ones between Tifa and Aeris are getting extemely old.

Cloud: :::sobbing::: Tifa....... *sniff* Aeris.... *sniff*

Crystal: What a wimp.....

Cloud is still crying

Crystal: Stop it already Jesh! Fine I'll bring back Tifa at the end, cause I can't stand Aeris

Cloud: Really!!!!!!

Crystal: Yes NOW ON WITH THE FANFIC!!

Vincent: Did I miss something?

Cloud: You were sleeping again weren't you?

Crystal: No sleeping on the job!!

Vincent: Of course not, just resting my,.. eyes

Crystal: Since we aren't getting anywhere I guess I have to pick the debaters.

shuffles through papers

Crystal: Umm yeah

still shuffling

Crystal: Ok then our debaters for this topic will be Kain Highwind and Cid Highwind. Cool you both have the same last names!

Kain: Yeah whatever

Rinoa: Hey thats Squall's line! Right Squall?

Squall: Whatever..

Seifer: Still got as much emotions as a brick, huh Squall? *snicker*

Cid: Who gives a %#@%# about shitty a$$ line, and get to the more %#@%@#% topic here

Ramza: You tell em Cid!

Cid: Hey shut your @%#% back there!

Crystal: Okay...... Anyway the topic is....

shuffling of papers...again

now looking under desks, and through every file

Crystal: Um I can't find the topic

Everyone: What?!

Crystal: Ummmm, join us next time when we will actually have a topic and debate about it. Promise to be longer next time!

runs out of cafe before an angry mob starts

End

Disclaimer: I don't own these character (darn) but squaresoft does.