I'm just a creature with a bad reputation.

A neckless seizure causing fool.

I'm a Porygon. A Porygon-Z, for that. Sitting in a magnet train with my trainer's brother. Did I, the neckless fool, tell you I am wearing a plastic snow deflector? Humans call it a "rain coat". Admit it, mere reader. You are jealous.

It has been snowing much these days. When the snow melts down, that bird of ice causes snowfall once again. It is not fair that it is an almighty legendary, being just a blue, sparkling bird that uses its Blizzard on the regions of Kanto and Johto. It is what humans call an "Edward Cullen", I believe. That's what they call sparkling things, yes?

..Well, it's dishonorable to talk of other Pokemon like this. I think I should "Shut up" as my trainer's Arcanine says.

Who is my real trainer, you ask? Her name is Marie. She likes to raise pokemon, so her home is filled with many different species every day. I am currently with her brother, Scott. He wants to be a move tutor. He taught me Dark Pulse with his endless supply of technical machines. Indeed, I said technical machines. Licensed move tutors recieve custom made technical machines that you cannot get in the markets. It's quite impressive.

"Deezee?"

Scott seems to be starting a conversation with me. It appears grooming his Eevee has made his hand weary.

...Yes. My nickname is Deezee. Reader, if you so much as chuckle, I will use Tri-Attack on you. Meaning you'll freeze, get electricuted, AND burn ALL at once.

"Guwa?" my mechanical voice crackled. A neckless being like I does not deserve to speak in words.

"We're almost at Saffron. Marie will be happy to see you with your newly learned move." He smiled shyly. "It'll help you with the fight with Sabrina, too. It's amazing how Marie's going for all the badges in all the regions...I wish I was that courageous.."

Hm. There goes Scott, dreaming but never trying. I cannot answer that statement, can I?

Ka-chunk!

The magnet train has come to a stop. To my caculations and predictions, we are stuck on a ledge of ice, which was caused from mischeivous Snovers using their Ice Beams to impress the Smoochums.

Or maybe I, the neckless fool, just happen to be bad luck.

For I am just a creature with a bad reputation.

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AN: First of all, I'm SO SO sorry I haven't gotten into Corsa Della Vita. I can't find ANY inspiration. I'll try to find some soon D:

In the meantime, this small story came up into my mind, and I couldn't help but post it. more will probably be coming. I guess I'll be making a series of short stories like this, a different pokemon each time. c:

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Pokemon in any way. I merely took inspiration from it to write a fanfiction for it.
The only thing I own in this fanfiction are Scott and Marie.