James Bond in Tearjerker

by Steven Mr. Awesomeness

A retelling of the American Dad episode as if it was a real Bond movie. I guess you could say it comes after Skyfall, and sorry if the celebrities I chose to play the characters are weird, that's just what I came up with for the time being.

1. Bond's Newest Mission

(MGM Lion roars)

(Any other company that owns James Bond that I've probably forgotten.)

(Gun barrel sequence with Daniel Craig)

Gareth Mallory has taken over M's role as Head of MI6, making him M I guess. James Bond has been called in to inspect something for him.

"Moneypenny," he says to Ms. Moneypenny. "Is he in?"

"Yes," she replied. "Go right in."

Bond walks into M's office.

"007, good thing you're here. There has been word that arms-dealer Tchochkie Schmear has suddenly become a movie producer. I need you to infiltrate the set of his new film and find out what's going on."

"This doesn't seem like a mission that a highly trained agent of the MI6 is cut out for," Bond replied.

"That's why all the other agents turned down, after the whole incident with Silva and the original M, you should be happy that this isn't going to be complicated."

"Let's hope it won't be," said James.

"The set is in Tunisia," said M.

"I'll be on the first available flight," said James.

(Cut to opening credits, giant eyes cry tears that become women diving, a bunch of other stuff happens during the opening credits, if you want to know what then go watch the actual episode)

(Daniel Craig as James Bond 007 in Tearjerker)

(Jessica Simpson as Sexpun T'Come)

(Patrick Stewart as Arthur Tearjerker)

(Martin Freeman as Tchochkie Schmear)

(Ralph Fiennes as M)

(Naomi Harris as Ms. Moneypenny)

(Ben Whisaw as Q)

(Written by ME!)