Things I Must Do When One of the Team is Pregnant

by Mrs. Snape Forever 101

The males on the team each write a list of what not to do when their girls are pregnant. Tim/Abby; Tony/Ziva; Gibbs/Jenny. May be somewhat out of character.

1. Tim and Abby

Things I Must and Must Not Do When Abby Is Pregnant

I must not tell her that she is fat; she can kill me without leaving any evidence

I must remember that

I must always tell her how beautiful she is, even though she has gained some baby weight

I must not under any circumstances point out her weight gain

I must continuously tell her that everything will be alright

I must not complain when she sends me out in the middle of the night to get food, cause it is my fault that she is this way

I must always remember that

This is a guide at what McGee has to remember whenever Abby is pregnant with one of his children.