Hey, everybody! This is a story that I came up with about 5-10 minutes ago…it's one of my favorite parts in "The Hobbit", when everyone gets captured in Trollshaw Forest….haha… "I've got parasites as big as my arm!" (*smiles, and joins Thorin in kicking Kili*) Please enjoy, and please also review! Rated T just in case, just for references to violence…just being careful! Thanks! God bless! (and just in case it's not clear, this is from Kili's point of view, since he is the best Dwarf EVER!-besides Gimli.)
This wasn't the way he intended to spend his night. Not by a long shot. All that had happened was that a couple of ponies had gone missing, and so he and his brother-and the curious little Hobbit who had come by with their food-went to look for them. Once they discovered the bright orange glow in the distance, Kili didn't think much of sending the Hobbit in to look things over. After all, didn't Gandalf say that Hobbits could pass unseen by most if they chose? While Bilbo was scouting ahead, Kili watched from a safe distance behind a tree, while Fili went to go and grab the other Dwarves to back them up. When Kili saw the Hobbit get picked up by one of the trolls, he immediately headed in to help him out. Soon, the rest of the Company arrived, and there was a fierce, but unfortunately, brief battle, as the trolls somehow defeated them. About ten minutes later, half of them were tied to a spit, while Kili, his uncle Thorin, and some of the others were lying on the ground stuffed into sacks. Suddenly, for some odd and completely unknown reason, Bilbo started talking. He nervously mentioned that the trolls didn't know the proper way to cook Dwarves. Kili was astonished. "What is this Hobbit doing?" he thought to himself. Some of the other Dwarves were just as concerned and unnerved as he was. Then, to answer one of the troll's questions, Bilbo said (with a little tremor in his voice) that the best way to cook Dwarves was to skin them first. Kili couldn't believe what the little Hobbit was saying. Had they really trusted him before? If Thorin didn't call dibs on killing him first, Kili certainly would. The trolls eventually decided that they didn't believe Bilbo, and picked up Bombur, saying that they would start eating the Dwarves with him, because…..well…..Bombur….wasn't really the skinniest Dwarf in the world, by any means. "No! Don't eat him!" Bilbo's voice rang out again. Kili glared at him. Weren't things bad enough already, without growing any worse? "And why shouldn't we eat him?" one of the trolls asked. Bilbo seemed to be thinking rather hard, as he said, "Because…..he's…..got parasites." Kili definitely was going to kill him first. Suddenly, about five seconds after Bilbo's declaration, Kili felt a sharp kick hit his shoulder. He glanced up at Thorin, who nodded very slightly at the Hobbit, and then at the sun, which was slowly rising in the distance. Kili realized that the Hobbit was purely trying to buy time, until the sun came up. "Well, maybe it's time to give him a little help." he thought. He then yelled out, "I've got parasites as big as my arm!" The others joined in after a little bit of thought. "Maybe….maybe Hobbits aren't so bad, after all!" Kili grinned.