Soul: Hey guys, I'm really freaking bored right now. What do ya wanna do?
Maka: How about you shut up and do something other than complain.
Soul: Nobody asked you.
Maka: I'm the only one here besides you so who else could you possibly be talking to?
Soul: Anyone besides you.
Maka: Well, fine have it your way then.
*Maka flips him off and walks away*
Soul: That dumb bitch. Anyways what was I gonna say?
*Black Star walks in*
Black Star: You were gonna say how much you needed a big star like me to keep you company huh? Haha of course! Who else could be so amazing as me? That's right nobody! Yahooooooooooooooo!
Soul: Ummm...Sure why not. Anyways where's Tsubaki?
Black Star: I dunno, I guess I'm just too big of a star for her huh?
Soul: Yeahhhh...right.
Black Star: I'm freaking starving right now bro!
Soul: You just ate everything in the refrigerator! What the hell else could you want?!
Black Star: Food.
Soul: Well, no shit Sherlock. Have you seen Kid anywhere?
Black Star: Nope. Haha but I just made his room asymmetrical as fuck! Yahooooooooooo!
Soul: Oh shit. He's probably dead. Should we check?
Black Star: Eh, fuck him and his OCD. Why should I care?
Soul: You got a point there man.
Black Star: Of course I do you idiot. I'm the big man here ya know?
Soul: Yeah. I do actually.
*Maka walks back in*
Maka: Hey Black Star what's up?
Black Star: Nuffin much. So uh can I ask you a personal question?
Maka: Yeah of course.
Black Star: Well, I was wondering..What bra size are ya?
Maka: What?!
Black Star: Cause ya see I wanted to know if you had any at all and cause Kid said that you we-
Maka: Makaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Chop!
*Black Star got Maka Chopped for his stupidity, once again*
Soul: Uh.. Yeah I had nothing to do with that.
Maka: Mmhhm. Sure. Just make sure you keep your pervy habits to yourself next time. Kay?
Soul: Hey wait a minute! Didn't I already tell you that I had nothing to do with it?! And I am not a perv!
Maka: Yeah, yeah. Your magazines say otherwise.
*Holds up a magazine with half naked girls. Mostly Blair*
Maka: Hey! Is that Blair?!
Soul: Uh...No that's um...Clair
Maka: You know, If you're gonna try to lie, don't make the names sound alike you dumbfuck!
Soul: That's actually your father's...
Maka: Oh my god..PAPA!
*Runs around looking for her papa so she can properly Maka Chop him*