CHAPTER ONE:Bowser's first entries
ENTRY:this constitutes as the first entry to my new see,i decided that in case i ever
get overthrown by that pesky plumber,his wimpy brother and that tounge-tied dinosuar-WHICH I'M SURE
WILL NEVER HAPPEN,as long as the kingdom's under my rule,i'd like to leave behind a record of some sort for
kings of the future to look at once i'm long then i figured,
why not leave it in the form of a logbook of the happenings of my kingdom!
today we've mostly been rebuilding and recovering-I'VE been doing most of the recovering-since
mario decided that he didn't want me building any outposts on the border line of the neutral zone
and the mushroom he chased off all my soldiers,he decided to pay me a know,he's
won some,i've KINDA won 're pretty against each he didn't have to go and do that!guess
i need to ruffle up those soldiers,make sure they don't run off next you know how many goombas i have
to go fish out of pits every day!?
ENTRY:ah,good times with the to make some of "king dad's famous pancake surprise"with
my sweetie ,oh boy!next time kamek goes on vacation again,i am DEFINITELY having her cook one night!
she can have some annoying mood swings at times,but i always remind myself that i'm not just a king-
i'm THE i'm also a dad that needs to be if only i could get hip and hop to stop bickering.
i know,i know,their REAL names are actually lemmy and iggy,but we all kinda call them that as their nicknames.
kamek also informed me that over in dreamland,king DDD just moved a lot of battle equipment towards
my side of his we have a treaty,i'm going to go ahead and send a few building squads
over there to hurry up and finish that barricade and those watch if only bully weren't off at college,
i could have him over boy roy will make sure those magikoopas don't SLACK OFF!
ENTRY:so i'm thinking...you know,mario has to keep running off to save peach from me.i wonder if
he ever gets bored with i bet he'd like to just hide under his covers...HIDE!that's it!
what if i hide the princess this time!?he can't just come straight here,he'll have to go all over
the mushroom kingdom to find her!BRILLIANT!of course,that's why i'm in charge.i bet ol' wizardheimer would
have NEVER thought of that!
ENTRY:just got a whole bunch of these brand new bullet bill cannons from ludwig's designed
them with a long-lasting fuel and this homing device that lets them turn on a also decked the actual
cannons out with some razor-sharp getting past THOSE,wario!