Episode 101D – Welcome to the Show (This Chapter is longer, but the rest will be shorter.)
Raymond Carlson is 19. He is a grey squirrel, he comes from Texas, he's lazy, and he smokes. He came down to Bikini Bottom in Sandy Cheek's (They were best friends in high school) all new submarine contraction. Ray got a room in a smaller tree that's next to her big tree (She cloned it from the big tree) Ray was excited to take off the helmet he was starting to smoke, but his friend didn't let him because it would contaminate the air. Sandy wanted to show Raymond around, but she was trying to continue her project to make squirrels go underwater. So Raymond walked out of the dome with $5 and started to look around and maybe find a job.
Raymond stopped when he got hungry and wanted a job after he realized that his money didn't work underwater. He looked and saw two restaurants. One had a giant line. The other was rusted and quiet but had an open sign. Raymond went to the rusted one. The place said, "Ch ucket", which baffled him. He went inside and found a small fish and a walking computer. He asked for a job and they interviewed him. Raymond's answers, to both of them, were stupid. The small fish (known as Sheldon Plankton) said that one part of the application was to try a "Chum Stick". Raymond got it into his suit and then ate it. He threw up.
After a night of crying and endless anemone movies while Sandy was asleep, Raymond got a call for his job. He did not get it.
Oh wait this is my job application for an Antarctic Igloo Melter.
Raymond did get the job, and he was able to work for $1.50 dollars an hour (which was less than the other restaurant) as a fry cook. Raymond took the job. He celebrated by smoking a cigarette and getting in trouble for ruining the air and renting a loud anemone movie.