I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
I'll get back to Pairings and You Can't Suppress My Carnivorous Instincts! soon enough!
...soon...enough.
Yeah.
Disclaimer: Do not own, do not want to.
The original quiz...isn't mine either.
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Tsuna opened up his Internet Browser and went to Facebook.
"...what's this?" Tsuna wondered aloud, looking at the list of notifications. The one right at the top, above his Country Story and Pet Society notifications, said:
"Your friend, Reborn, just sent you a Discover Your Death Time and How invitation! Take the quiz now to find out how and when you die!
Accept! or Decline!"
Tsuna stared at the invitation. Why the heck would he want to find out when and how he would die?! Not that it would matter what he got...the answer was usually crap.
But then, he remembered what happened the last time he refused one of Reborn's Facebook invitations...and that was just for Pet Society.
"Well...I've nothing better to do...I can always check on my Pet Society pet later..." Tsuna reasoned, and clicked on the link.
A few F5s later...
"What is your current job? Hmm..." Tsuna scanned the available options, and eventually decided on "Student/Mafia boss". Convienient, he thought, but moved on.
A few more stupid questions later..
Tsuna leaned back and clicked the "Submit" button. Then popped up the irritating "Invite your friends!" window.
"Hmm...let's see..." Tsuna scanned the list of contacts...okay, let's face it. Tsuna's not exactly the most popular person in the world, so he didn't have many friends on Facebook.
"Gokudera Hayato", "Yamamoto Takeshi"
"Hmm, should I risk inviting anyone else?" Tsuna thought. He didn't want to send it to Haru...whatever answer she got would send her into hysterics. He didn't want to worry about Kyoko. He was NOT going to send it to the Varia...not yet, anyway.
Should he send it to...gulp...Hibari? Why the HECK did Hibari have a Facebook account anyway?!
"Sasagawa Ryohei", "Chrome Dokuro"...
"Well, they said '4 friends'..." Tsuna said to himself, and clicked the Invite button.
He watched the window load...
"You will die, nine years and a couple of months later, either from:
crossing the road at the wrong time, turning to see a car approach, scream "HIIIEEEE" and get knocked down, or...
get invited to a meeting and get shot down.
Take quiz again!"
Tsuna stared. Then he laughed. "That's ridiculous!"
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Nine years and a couple of months later, the young Vongola Decimo lay on the ground, bleeding from a shoulder wound, staring into the grey sky.
A smiling marshmellow devourer loomed over him with a creepy smile, creepier than Mukuro's. "Any last words, Vongola?"
The dying man smiled, which unnerved Byakuran.
"Yes...SO THERE, STUPID FACEBOOK QUIZ MAKERS!"
Byakuran was so shocked, he nearly dropped the gun.
But eventually, he got the job done.
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Or so he thinks.
This is a spoiler, but according to my friend iwillcontinuetodraw, Tsuna...didn't die!
LE GASP.
But I'm sure you knew that.
Wait, you don't?
Oopsie then.
Whatever, you can stop emoing now.
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