There Ain't No Law
Author: Cate
Summary: Sonny/Jason songfic, set to the tune of "I Fought The Law." The Clash's version or Green Day's, take your pick.
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, the show, or the original song (or any of the myriad cover versions).
Smashin' skulls in the hot sun
There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb
There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb
Contradict me and you better run
There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb
There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb
Never been to jail 'cause, see, I'm not bad
Killing people is fun
Millions of viewers are being had
There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb
There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb
We're not drug dealers or gun lords
There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb
There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb
The only sex we sell is bootleg gay porn
There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb
There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb
Never been to jail 'cause, see, I'm not bad
Killing people is fun
Millions of viewers are being had
There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb
There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb