Eddy: So are you guys ready for Skylanders?
Edd: That game that has the toys come to life?
Eddy: Your damn right it is. And it brings back Spyro the f**** Dragon!
Edd: Isn't that the dragon that Elijah Wood voiced?
Eddy:... Shut up!
Edd: He just never happened, didn't he?
Eddy: Yeah! Elijah just never was born.
Edd: The only thing he ever was in that you liked was LOTR.
Eddy: He was only good for gettin his friggin finger bit off and gettin chopped up by Mickey Rourke in Sin City.
Edd: Oh I forgot about that! He was torn apart in that movie.
Eddy: It was so awesome.
Playing the game, level one.
Edd: So which toy are we going to use?
Eddy: Spyro, motherf****! This like his first real game since...
Edd: That game he was in.
Eddy: Yeah! I remember that game.
Edd: It was a pretty good game.
Eddy: It was the game so awesome we can't even name it, it blew are minds so much.
Edd: Haha!
Puts Spyro on the portal and he appears on screen.
Eddy: Yeah Spyro. What you going to do now Kaos, you Invader Zim knockoff!
Edd: Do you expect him to answer back?
Eddy: Ofcourse not! What kind of question is that?
The tornado destroyes the island.
Edd & Eddy: Whoa!
Eddy: Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure, shezit is getting serious!
Edd: Could you imagen how the other Spyro games could've played out if the villains realized they could just create a tornado and destroy Spyro?
Eddy: Haha! Spyro 5: The day Ripto used mother nature to bitch slap Spyro.
Edd: Yeah I don't imagen it sailing that much.
Eddy: Be even more shocking if it was rated E for Everyone.
Edd: Hahaha!
Uses Sonic Boom.
Eddy: What the hell!? What the hell!? She uses her baby's as trained solders from the moment they hatch! This game is sick!
Edd: She has absolutely no mothering instincts.
Eddy: 'Ill name you jr. Now go die by that armored knight over there'.
Edd: 'But I don't want to.'
Eddy: 'Do it you'll be put in time out'
Edd: 'I want to go live with dad'
Last level, fighting the Hydragon.
Eddy: What the hell is that?
Edd: That's the Hydragon.
Eddy: You had to be high to make that thing.
Edd: No! Hy as in Hydra.
Eddy: That's not seven heads.
Edd: Nine.
Eddy: Whatever! It doesn't have the right number of heads is the point.
Edd: You want the giant killing monster to have more heads to kill you with?
Eddy:... Shut up. How's it even fair of him having this giant monster thingy and we get this tiny purple dragon and his friends.
Edd: Oh and having an army of toys is fair.
Eddy:... Yeah!