One day in gondor I was reading silently in my room, the horns went off and I saw loads and loads of Frodo Baggins all the knights started to fight then all of a sudden they all went invisible, well some of them because most of them were hit, I heard loads of noises of Frodo Baggins "for the shire", "you cant have it", "I fight for the shire" It was very noisy and annoying so I decided to join the battle, I whacked Frodo Baggins by the head with my massive war hammer and he went very far away and landed on mount doom and was finished off there. I waved my war hammer and I whacked loads of Frodo Baggins and sent them flying to mordor were the orks are created, then later on a load of farimir clones turned evil and headed towards us to kill us, then the real Frodo Baggins came along and walked into the battle then he was killed in a flash, finally the real farimir of gondor joined the fight and wiped out any Frodo Baggins that got in his way.
While I was fighting 5 farimir of gondor used firepower on there swords and blocked the real farimir of gondor and the real farimir was killed, me and legolas and even Aragon were the only hero's left in the fight against the clones of Frodo Baggins and The farimir of Gondor, I fired a ball of fire at Frodo Baggins head and then he ran and made other heads of Frodo burn to death.
Later on at the end of the fight I won but everyone else was dead so I went inside to read my book then a big headed grey suited guy appeared right in front of my castle, suddenly all these orks came to attack amazingly the big headed guy pointed at the army and said "HAAAXX" and wiped out every single ork there was with monitors, the big headed suit guy gave me a letter and it said "dear reader I have sent you a helper called DR HAX, he can wipe out anything in your sight unless it's a enemy or if someone betrays you, from Dr Breen. It was weird all right but I was cool because my castle is invincible against anything shockingly a army of Nazguls came on there bird dragon things, then dr hax wiped out the entire lot.
I just realised that this guy can be very useful, then a computer landed on my desk and told be BILL TIME yayyyyy, it said that I owe him 100,000 gold, or dr haxx will kill me, I told him I don't have any gold then dr haxx came into the room and haxxed me and I died. I was in heaven I saw everything I dreamed of, And then a guy said at night we buy a house to stay in then we are protected against the night, I could not afford one I had to get a job, the job was full there was only one and you had to say your name then you get a house but it was closed, I was doomed, I thought of a sword and then it appeared, cooool, I picked it up then darkness came towards me and I was in hell in 2 seconds, Dam it! Worst day of my life!
THE END
Ps: I should of paid him my gold that was underground, dam it!