The User's Guide And Manual For

Boba Fett

Copyright Heartless Mandalorian Bounty Hunters .Inc

CONGRATULATIONS!

You are now the proud owner of a BOBA Unit! In order to obtain maximum enjoyment from your hit and get the money bounty hunter, we advise you to follow the instructions below

Technical Specifications

Name: Boba Fett

Type : Kaminoan male

Resident of : Everywhere (as long as there are weapons and money)

Height : 1.80 meters

Weight : 80 kilograms

Manufacturers : Bounty papers and chocolates .ltd

Accessories

1 full body armor in faded deep green

1 jetpack

1 rocket launcher on his back (included on jetpack)

1 dozen of bunches of weapons of all kinds

Operating Instructions

Your BOBA FETT unit, has been programmed to be an excellent bounty hunter and money muncher.

Bounty Hunter

Did your boyfriend run away from you ? Then the BOBA FETT unit is the one you need, if you pay it a certain amount of money it will deliver you your boyfriend.

Note : If you want your BOBA FETT unit to deliver your boyfriend back to you alive you will have to give him more money as the fees depends on the status of the subject of the bounty

Money Muncher

Your BOBA FETT unit lives for money, weapons and a small ethical code so if you have money laying around you can either give them to us or feed them to your BOBA FETT unit with a side of coins and a sauce of gold.

Note : The ethical code of the BOBA FETT units is extinct when money is around

Cleaning

Your BOBA FETT unit is efficient since it has a hard drive to register and mimic all actions, so you will only have to clean it one time and it will repeat them on its on.

Note : Your BOBA FETT unit has low cost to maintain as it will require very few water because it washes rarely. You can make it more frequent if you give it a bounty or if you install a HAN SOLO which includes washing shedule, which can be found as need-feeling. (SEE HAN SOLO unit)

Frequently Asked Questions

Q : Why is my BOBA FETT unit bitching around ?

A : Your BOBA FETT unit must be grumpy because you didn't feed it money. Please take better care of your unit to keep it happy and going

Note : Beans won't do (For reason see bellow)

Q: Why is my BOBA FETT unit smelling funny ?

A : BOBA FETT units are allergic to beans, resulting in funny gas emission (FueN), which is not harmful for the the global warming or the ozone layer hole, so there is no reason to worry

Q : Why is my BOBA FETT unit offering me flowers ?

A : Because there must be a bounty on your heart

Q : How do I clone my BOBA FETT unit ?

A : It is highly advised to not to clone it but if you really want just copy its DNA and paste it in a cloning tube

Q : Why is my BOBA FETT shooting at me ?

A : Because you cloned it behind its back. To undo the cloning action press Ctrl and Z

Q : Why is my CHEWBACCA unit attacking my BOBA FETT unit ?

A : Because it froze the HAN SOLO unit in Carbonite (CO22-)

Troubleshooting

My BOBA FETT unit smells funny

Just don't feed it beans (look above, and next time don't skip lines)

My BOBA FETT unit is offering me flowers

There must be a bounty on your heart (what did I just say for not skipping lines ?)

My BOBA FETT denies to take/eat my money

Your money must be counterfeit. BOBA FETT units can smell and taste the difference between money and counterfeit

Note : Same applies for Monopoly game money. Income money from real monopoly is fine

Final note

We at Heartless Mandalorian Bounty Hunters .Inc are not to be held responsible for any money poured down the drain or deaths of boyfriends or any sort of emissions.

We hope you enjoy using your BOBA FETT unit and that you treat it nicely so that it will live up to its full lifespan.