I was lying down on my sofa watching TV, I heard noises outside. They sounded like they were saying stupefy, kids playing guns must have been. one day later someone knocked on the door I opened it and I saw a guy with glasses holding a stick, he said to me "flipendo" which was a bit unusual then I went flying back spinning, it was very annoying so I got a gun from my wardrobe and shot it into his brain with blood spilling out, that would teach him a lesson for waving his stick. I picked up the stick from the guy and then I flicked it and it broke my light by a force of something, I kept it because it looked cool. Later on I heard crying, I opened the door and I saw a family with ginger hair, then the smallest one pushed me I got fed up so I tazed her until she was unconscious the other guys then got all there sticks out then said random words like stupefy like the noise I heard yesterday so I gave them a present and closed the door then I said sorry they lifted up the girl and the headless boy and went very sadly but do I give a dam! When they went I pushed my detonator and then booooooooom! Everyone told me to clear up the mess but I wasn't bothered to clear it up.

I went back inside and watched the rest of my program then suddenly my TV broke by more dam guys with sticks I got pissed off so I went into my monster truck and ran over the guys with more sticks! I went outside and turned on my electric but it was broke, I was so angry that the next guy that comes along with a friggin stick they will have a gutty end. Then I saw guys come down riding flying broomsticks, it must have been my dream then I ran as fast as I can then kaboom! The mines set off when they landed on them stupidly, thankfully my house was ok but the road was kind of red lumpy and damaged I was lucky. I went to bed and slept quietly then I heard a person in my bedroom saying lumos maxima with a light under my bed I went under and pulled him out by his hair and shouted at him saying "WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE" I smacked him then I tazed him and chucked him outside to die!. While I was sleeping I heard more crying I went outside and said why are you crying, she answered and said "my Harry is dead" " who the hell is Harry, and I don't give a dam because he flipped me over with a stick" then the teenage girl answered and said " THERE NOT STICKS THERE WANDS!" she shouted, I got a hand grenade and gave it to her and then I said " this can heal him, I'm only giving it to you so you can shut your mouth of yours now go" then the tall teenage boy came over to me and took the grenade, I said to pull the thing out of the healing potion before you use it ok, don't do it now, she ignored and she pulled the thing off of the grenade, "go now before its too late, the teenage girl went before the teenage boy while he went the other way with the grenade then bang!, and he was no more. Hermione came down and cried again, I said to her that he did something wrong. While the teenage girl was crying she said that Ron always did things wrong, I gave her another one and she went then Bang she was no more. I went outside for a walk hiding my gun with lots of ammo, while I was walking into town in the night I saw a bold guy with a flat nose, I laughed at him because he looked like a complete nob, he was very angry so he got his stick and I got out my gun she said abra kadabra then I shot him in the head, I forgot to miss and I died.

THE END!