Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina or anything else mentioned here.
The night Keitaro went crazy
parody of The night Santa went crazy by weird al yankovic
Down in Hinata
All the girls are taking a bath.
Ever one of the girls were there
and not any sign of Keitaro
When the manger busted in,
nearly scared 'em half to death.
Had a rifle in his hands and
cheap whisky on his breath
from his fake beard to his boots
he was covered with ammo
like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
and he smiled as he said,
with a twinkle in his eye,
Merry Christmas to all . . .
Now you're all gonna die!
The night Keitaro went crazy
The night Urashima went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain.
Well, the all girls dorm is gone now
he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces
of Seta's trusty old van
and he tied up the girls
and he held Sara hostage
and he ground up ole Naru
into Naru sausage.
He got the foxy girl Kitsune
with an old German Lugar
and he slashed up Motoko
just like freddie krueger
and he picked up a flamethrower
and he barbequed Sara
and he took a big bite and said
It tastes just like chicken!
The night Keitaro went crazy
the night Keitaro Urashima went nuts
Now you can hardly walk around Hinata
without stepping in Naru's guts
There's the trigger happy police and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness news
and helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flying, the body counts rising.
And everyone's dying to know, oh Keitaro, why?
My my my my my my
You such to be such a nice guy
Yes, Shinobu, now Keitaro's doing time
in a maximum security prison for his infamous crime
hey, little girl, now don't you cry no more tears
he'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
but now she is in therapy
and Su is still nervous
and they all got jobs working for the postal service
and they say miss Haruka
she's on the phone every night
with her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
they're talking 'bout the night Keitaro went crazy
the night Mr. Keitaro Urashima flipped
broke his back for no respect or thanks at all
sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped
Wo, the night Keitaro went crazy
the night Urashima went insane
realized he'd been getting a raw deal
something finally must have snapped in his brain
wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
tell ya, something finally must have
snapped. . . in his brain
please Review I would appreciate it and it only takes a few moments of your time.