Have we finally found the Uchiha's weakness?

~a little background~

Naruto Uchiha has a problem. This problem comes from the disagreement between him and his husband of two years, Sasuke Uchiha. The problem stands thus; the happily married couple wishes to adopt, but they can't decide on a gender. Naruto wants a little girl, while Sasuke is adamant on a boy. Naruto doesn't know the reasoning behind this, but he intends to find out one way or another.

"Just once will you give me a straight answer?" Naruto sighed wearily. "We always argue about this when we agree on everything else, and whenever I ask you give me nothing but bullshit reasons! All I'm asking Sasuke is that you tell me why you don't want a daughter."

Sasuke, who was standing by the table and getting ready to leave, grumbled. "Why do you want a girl so bad? They talk too much, get all emotional over the tiniest shit and they nag. Why should we subject ourselves to that?"

Naruto sighed, a little dramatically. "There you go again, giving me bullshit again. Boys aren't exactly a cake walk either Sasuke. No boy, not even you, was a perfect little angel to their parents, and don't try to tell me otherwise teme. Now tell me what the real problem is."

Sasuke sulked, nearly. "Fine, but you'll regret it if you laugh at me."

He paused and Naruto waved him on. Sasuke ran a hand through his hair. He was stalling and he hated it. "I… I don't feel comfortable about that."

"That?" Naruto asked.

"That." Sasuke repeated.

Naruto nodded. "And what would 'that' be?"

Sasuke growled in frustration. "Don't act stupid Naruto! You know as well as I do what girls go through every 28 days."

A light finally clicked on in Naruto's brain obviously. "Ooh! That!" He laughed. "What are you worried about explaining it? Pfft, I'll do it if you don't want to."

Sasuke stared at Naruto in almost horror before composing himself. "Fine, then you can go to store and go down that aisle." Sasuke turned to leave for work before he was late.

Not before Naruto had caught the restrained shudder in Sasuke's shoulders. He broke down into hysterical laughter. "You have got to be kidding me! The great Sasuke Uchiha doesn't like talking about pads and tampons! Does Itachi know? Hot damn, I don't think he'll let you live this down."

Sasuke stomped over to his still laughing husband. "Dobe," he growled. "Don't make me warn you again, and has it never occurred to you that even though Itachi has a daughter, have you ever seen him in the store down that aisle? No, his wife always gets their daughter's… stuff."

This only caused Naruto to break out into another giggling fit. "And now you're going to tell me that because girls have a menstrual cycle, that was the reason behind your dad also not wanting daughters?"

Sasuke only stared at his still snickering husband.

Naruto finally got the message. Uchiha men are deathly embarrassed of feminine products of all kinds and forms; even Midol. Naruto almost fell out of his chair laughing.

Sasuke went to work; shaking his head all the way there.