Author's Note: I don't own anything
Summary: Voldemort adopts a kitten! What chaos shall ensue?
Voldemort was sitting in his evil throne and was crying for some reason. He felt lonely and he felt like no one cared for him. Of course he had his evil minions, but they only liked him because of his power. He wanted someone to love him for who he was, not what he was. He did have a snake, but he didn't feel that love for the snake. The snake was cold and icy, just like Voldemort.
Lucius Malfoy came into the throne room with a box of tissues on a platter. He had heard the dark lord crying from down the hall. "My Lord, why are you crying?"
Voldemort looked to the sky and a bit of sun came through. "I feel so lonely."
"Does someone need a hu-"
"No hugs. Hugs are not evil!"
"Even tough evil gangstas or dark lords need hugs."
Voldemort huffed as he crossed his arms. "I wish to go to the petstore! I am returning my snake and I wish for something that will love me forever. I want something cuddly. Something fierce."
"All right. Did you have something in mind?"
Voldemort started to laugh his epic evil laugh and Snape came behind him with a record player playing a scary epic theme. "I want a kitten!"
Lucius stared at Voldemort like he was crazy. "A kitten?"
"That's right Mr.!"
"What about a dragon?"
"I SAID A KITTEN! WHAT THE FUDGE!"
Lucius Malfoy made a squeak noise. "Snape, you shall come with me since Lucius doesn't like kittens."
Snape was giggling and clapped his hands. "Oh mah gawd!" Snape laughed, "We're going shopping girlfriend."
He did a sassy hand wave and Voldemort gasped, "Teach me how to do that when we come back."
"I will!"
"Off to the pet shop!"
And so….it begins.