Hoi! I know. I'm slacking off again. Well. It is summer anyway. My time to FINALLY relax... and besides, what a better way to harshly and violently shake off this ugly writer's block than this way?
Oh, who am I kidding no matter how hard I try it never goes away. I will write moar!
Inspired by Tingles Reveng: The Tingling by AlexNight002
So won dai dis geye name Lank waz all liek "hey yew dud in the perpol and bunni eers wats yer problum?" And uv corse he waz taking abowt Ravio from a lonk btween werlds. So Raveo saed "leev me alown im jus eeten milk for dener." So lonk got mad N he yoosed his sord and tuk his sowrd an stabd racio in the fase. But poof! it waz just a dreem and lonk wok up to a blew farey. The farey juped on liknes hed. "Haye im Ciela and iym gunna bloooww uuuuuuuuupp!11!?1!"
And thrn syela bloo up and then tha grate farey ov ice showd up.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!11!1!1!1" Link screemed. Then the ise faerey tuk Lokn and talekeneted him two Talus Cave. Wen Lenk got ther, he was so superizd that he screemd rely hrd. And then he slipd and fel two his deth. De nd.
Or was it!
Lader that dai Leonk ate LonLon malk and he waz drnk and mad. He wuz mad bcuz he dyed. Then al ov a suden Onox apered and he waz mad an drnk to so Liokk slaped a yelow buk at him and then Onocks crid.
"Ow y did yeou do that to mee i waz goin te mak my self smol!'n" cris Onocs.
"Becuz im mand and drnk" yeld Lernk.
"But y now im so med now i m gowing to gro insted of smol now im going to stomp on u!'nnnn" and Onex did jus dat. Dend Jeny from De Bloc strded playeing wile Oknex stomped on Lernnki seventeen thowsasnd and googolplecks tims. Thenk the Ise Fareey apperd and kiled Onnebx wish her dnxhdj. The ends.
Wayt wats a "dnxhdj"?
Jenny from the Block- Jennifer Lopez