Oeter and the 6095

by I Sea Wy

Based off a dramatic roleplay: Sealand discovers that Ladonia has been hiding something, and he sells it to solve his family's financial struggles. However, stuff happens. I forgot some details from the roleplay so even if it isn't so accurate I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT NONETHELESS

"Look," Hutt River announced loudly, "Ladonia hides dragon dildos in his apartment!" Unsurprisingly, Sealand immediately heard the news and burst into Ladonia's apartment. He grabbed a dragon dildo and left. "Hey!" Ladonia screeched, "What're you doing?!" Sealand laughed. "I'm just borrowing it so that I can sell it. Y'see, my family's pretty poor and we're $60.95 in debt," he explained, "I'll return it though."

"WHAT NO DON'T RETURN IT" Ladonia screamed. "Ok then, next Tuesday? Sounds good?" Sealand ignored Ladonia's screams of terror. Then he sold it. At least he tried to. Nobody wanted to buy it. "Hey hey Pizza Hutt River," Sealand called as he saw Hutt River glamorously walk past, "buy this dragon dildo for $60.95 my family needs it."

"Sorry, Oeter," Hutt River sighed, "not interested." "BUT YOU'RE SO GODDAMN RICH WE NEED MONEY TO SURVIVE." Sealand screamed. Hutt River gave in and gave $60.95 for the dragon dildo. "Ok now give it back I need to return it to Lad," he said, taking it back and giving it to the internet boi.

Ladonia took it and burnt it. "Now you owe me $60.95 because I gave you $60.95," said Hutt. Sealand died internally and decided to sell the ashes of the dragon dildo. He saw Wy pass by. "WY" he screamed, "BUY THIS ITS $60.95" but Wy refused so Sealand died internally. Again.

"HUTT BUY THIS" Sealand shoved the ashes into Hutt's face. "I DONT HAVE ANY MORE MONEY I SPENT IT ALL ON THE DILDO." He screamed. "I THOUGHT YOU WERE RICH" Sealand screamed. "ITS ALL IN THE WHEAT" he screamed.

"IF I BURN ALL THE WHEAT WILL YOU TAKE THE ASHES" Sealand asked very politely, grabbing a flamethrower. "WTH NO" Hutt screamed. But Sealand had already thrown the flamethrower onto the wheat. And Hutt died internally.

Sometime later Hutt announced that his curl represented his wheat, so Sealand decided to burn that too. When Seborga saw this he screamed and scolded Sealand, but Ladonia and Wy supported him in his nonsense.

A/N: YES OKAY SO THIS IS BASED OFF A MICRONATIONS ROLEPLAY WHICH BECAME A LITTLE MEME BETWEEN MY FRIENDS AND I SO YES