OSAKA Vs GODZILLA

By: James Lee

It was a warm spring day, and everyone was sitting in the classroom waiting for Miss Yukari to arrive. Suddenly Chiyo burst into the room.

"It's so horrible!"

"W-What is it Chiyo-chan?" asked Yomi.

"Godzilla just came out of Tokyo Bay while the teacher was driving to school. He hit Miss Yukari's car with his radioactive breath. There's nothing left but four melted tires!" {She almost got away too.}

For a moment, the class just looked at the 12 year old. Finally Kagura spoke.

"Okay, so what's so horrible?"

"Now he's coming this way," said Chiyo.

"Oh my god!"

"He'll kill us AAALLLL!"

"AAAAHHHHHhhhh! I hate Godzilla!"

"Everybody stay calm," yelled Tomo. "I know exactly what to do."

"Huh?" said several people at once. Looking very proud of herself, Tomo pointed to the bottom of her desk.

"We must all duck and cover, under our desk."

"You idiot!" yelled Yomi. "That won't help if the school is flattened and burned down. We've got to evacuate."

"No, we duck and cover!"

"Evacuate!"

"DUCK AND COVER!"

The two girls stopped yelling at the sound of an impact. When there was another impact, the entire class became very quit. For a moment there was nothing but silence.

"M-Maybe he's passing us by," said a nervous Kaorin as she clutched onto Sakaki. Suddenly there was a loud impact that caused the furniture to jump."

"Oh no, he's headed right at us!" Mass panic ensued, as students started screaming and running in all directions.

"All right! This is my moment to shine," said Osaka, who up till now, had stayed quiet and calm. Donning her Ultra-man mask, she walked towards the window.

"Osaka what are do…OSAKA!" screamed Chiyo as her friend jumped out the window. Rushing up to the window, the girl peeked over, dreading what she might see. Osaka however, had landed perfectly on her two feet. She then did several cool Ultra-man poses. Standing in the school courtyard, Ultra-Osaka was ready for action!

Suddenly a scaly 300 and a half double wide foot came down on top of Osaka, turning her into so much red goo.

The End

Credits

Characters by: Kiyohiko Azuma

Story by: James Lee

Writing by: James Lee

Epilogue

"HOLY FREAKING CRAP!" screamed Osaka as she bolted up from her desk. Yukari, who happened to be standing next to her jumped in fright. Osaka then started looking around franticly. "W-Where's Godzilla?"

Hearing this, Yukari growled while rolling up the text book she was holding. "Damn it Osaka! How many times do I have to tell you not to fall asleep!"

(WHACK!)