Disclaimer: I know I don't own any of the Hunter x Hunter characters and all that junk, ok? Good.
Introduction:
Ok, this is a little sick in some ways, and there's rape, but it's not a lemon at all. No description really. It's something that shouldn't be taken seriously. If it was up to me it would be pg-13, but rating it pg-13 got me in a bit of trouble. I actually posted this back in August 2003).
It takes place at the sky arena after Hisoka fought against Gon, but before he went to Yorkshin (early September). He had already beaten a floor master. This takes place somewhere around midnight, maybe later.
Spiders on the discovery channel
Hisoka was sitting on the bed with an injured arm and the TV remote in his hand, pointed at the television. He put it down, and pulled his cell phone out of his pocket. He balanced it on his finger, flipped it in the air, caught it, and instantly started dialing a number; Machi's number. Amazingly, she picked up, even though her intuition told her that it would be Hisoka on the other end. He asked her to come to his room to fix his arm, and offered her double the price he had paid her for her services on the lower level of the sky arena, since she had to go out of her way late at night this time.
Machi hung up without answering him. Hisoka put his phone away and laughed with his lips closed into a tight little smirk. He knew she was going to come. He knew.
Hisoka showered and sat around waiting for Machi's arrival, wearing only a towel, which barely covered his ass. He used a piece of cloth to create the illusion of his Ryodan tattoo and continuously licked his lips. Occasionally, he laughed, with that same smirk on his face as before. No normal human being could imagine the degree of sadism his thoughts contained. He waited anxiously for his prey to walk into his web.
The door opened and Machi walked in without knocking. She didn't have any reaction to Hisoka's presentation. She didn't take much notice. He almost never wore clothes in his room, and she'd seen him in a towel before.
Hisoka stared at her. His eyes became narrow, and he licked his lips. He put that smirk on his face once again. This time he looked even more sadistic. He was looking directly at his prey.
"I should have listened to my intuition. I shouldn't have come here," Machi said. Hisoka laughed quietly and insanely. He reached for a boom box on the floor, turned it on, and played that bloodhound gang song about "doing it like they do on the discovery channel".
He threw her to the floor and ripped her clothes off. His eyes quickly scanned her body. He hesitated for a couple seconds, said, "So that's where your tattoo is," and began to rape her. Several seconds went by before Machi did any thing. She yelled, "You may think you have me caught in your web, but I am the one who has you."
Machi used her thread to wrap Hisoka, like a spider wraps her prey. She grew fangs, whispered, "When it comes to spiders, the females are the dominant sex" and began to suck the insides out of him.
Hisoka sat on his bed with the remote still in his hand. He had been flipping through the channels and stopped at the discovery channel. It was a special on spiders. It showed a clip of two spiders mating, followed by the female wrapping and sucking the life out of the male. She seemed to enjoy it as she sucked every last drop out of him. Female spiders do that to their mate. Nature a beautiful thing.
"That's how it is," he thought. "I will watch the unripened fruit I've found grow. I will catch a butterfly as it flies out of its cocoon for the very first time." He wanted his freshly ripened fruit, and to become "good friends" with these boys that interested him. He started to feel "excited."