Are we there yet? Seriously

by Cho Koume

Just a little fun and chaos taking place in the back seet of jeep on a boring day. We've all had days like this don't try to deny it.

Disclaimer: Saiyuki does not belong to me, but if Sanzo ever goes out for auction, I can guarantee that no one will be able to get him but ME!

Are we there yet? Seriously.

It was a quiet day; no fighting, no demons, just hot sun and desert and silence. Silence was a rare thing in the jeep, especially in the back, where the redhead and monkey were. They had been so quiet, Sanzo had to wonder if they'd died. But finally, he heard something, as Gojyo lightly poked Goku's arm.

Poke.

"Stop touching me, Gojyo."

"I didn't touch you."

Poke

"Stop that."

"Stop what?"

Poke Poke

"I said stop that."

"I'm not touching you…"

…

Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke

"That's it! Sanzo, Gojyo wont stop poking me!"

"I didn't do anything!"

"Shut up or I swear I'm coming back there!"

…..

Poke.

"Sanzo!"

"Maa maa, don't make me come back there you two."

"Pshh. I didn't do anything."

There was silence for a long time again. This was calming, and it was too soon before Goku reached over and poked Gojyo in the arm.

"Hakkai, he's touching me…!"

End.