Dear Gwen
So you think you're all that
Just because you tried to help save
That man with the cricket bat?
That's not the definition of brave.
You can flutter your lashes,
Show off that massive gap in your teeth,
Just make sure no one catches
You out because you'd better believe
That I will ensure that you won't get
To Jack. Because, guess what?
Don't even try to bet
That Ianto won't scald you with boiling hot
Water! He got Jack first so don't even try!
If I hear you tried it with Jack-
Now I will tell you no lie! -
Ianto will induce a Janet-attack!
So just clear off and join the queue,
Leave Jack alone.
He's too good for you,
So listen when he says; "Gwen, go home!"
All my love,
Gavvy xx