Advice
My Padawan,
I am dead forever.
But I won't leave you
Now or ever.
So here's my advice,
Be sure to use it right.
It could land you in trouble
As I know it might.
Always remember,
Pants tucked into your boots
And don't forget;
You wear size seven shoes.
Try to recall
When stalking a criminal in the mall,
Don't stop too look
At the lingerie on the wall.
Do not forget
That girl Siri you met,
When she dies,
Try not to cry.
Your guilty pleasure;
The hard candy you chew-
It's bad for your teeth
So I'll be watching you.
And don't flush the toilet
Three times in a row.
Real men fix the speeder,
Not call for a tow.
After each mission check
On your fingers and toes
You may have picked up a fungus,
You know.
So there's my advice;
Hope it helps you a lot.
And one last thing-
Take care of your Padawan.