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#1: The Beginning of the Worst Period of Their Lives

"Remember Total Drama Island and Total Drama Action?" Chris asked. "Well, now two faithful years later, the producers decided to give me the opportunity to torture these twenty-two teens in season three! And of course, I accepted. Who wouldn't?" Chris winked. "Anyways, due to contract fine prints, all the teens from seasons one and two were forced back here! Welcome to Total Drama SCHOOL!"

"I hate my life, and every one in it," Noah commented as he rudely pushed past Chris.

"Hey, watch the merchandise, boy!" Chris called after the brunette who completely ignored him. "Teens these days: so disrespectful."

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"I don't really care if a million dollars is on the line right now," Noah commented, bored. "I'd rather be broke than have to go through all that torture all over again. No way out if it now. There ARE no loopholes in that damn contract of his!" Noah shoved a piece of paper towards the camera. "Look, it says: 'So sorry, suckas.' I really hate my life."

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"Hey, Noah, go to the cafeteria!" Chris yelled to the retreating figure.

"Oh my gosh! Chris, I'm so psyched to be back!" Izzy grinned as she bounced up to Chris. "Ixplosivo and Escope are ready for the new season."

"Damn, I knew I shouldn't have invited crazy girl again," Chris muttered under his breath as he watched Izzy run down the hall. "Oh, well, all the more DRAMA!"

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"Hehe," Izzy chuckled evilly. "What Chris doesn't know is that I'm ready to win this thing. I have a couple of tricks up my sleeve….oops, now he knows….hehe."

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"CHRIS!" Katie and Sadie chorused as they saw the host. "IS TRENT COMING TOO?"

"Maybe," Chris answered mysteriously, "or maybe not."

"What is that supposed to mean?" the two girls asked confused.

"Nothing," Chris sweatdropped.

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"We were so excited when we got the invitation to season three!" Katie said, smiling.

"I know, Trent could be here!" Sadie said before the two girls started squealing.

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"Yo, Chris!" Cody waved as he walked his 'cool' walk with Tyler at his side.

"Cody, Tyler, it's been a long time," Chris nodded with a smirk.

"It has, I've been working a lot and am much stronger now," Tyler said as he flexed a small muscle.

"Yeah, I highly doubt that." Chris smirked.

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"Yeah, I'm super excited for this season," Cody smirked as he leaned back in his chair. "I think I'm going to be really popular with the ladies now. But don't worry, all you beautiful people at home, I'm still single." He winked just right before he fell out of his chair.

"I'm okay!.....owwwwwwwww."

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"Yeah, I've been working out…A LOT," Tyler said, still flexing his muscles."Yeah, there won't be any challenge that I won't be able to handle."
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"Trent, you made it!" Chris high-fived said black haired boy.

"I really didn't have a choice," Trent smiled.

"True that."

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"I have to be honest. When I first found out about this season, I was immediately up for it." Trent smirked then put his hands together in a prayer form. "Please help Gwen be here as well. Please, please, PLEASE!" Trent switched back to normal mode. "I really hope that we will be able to start over again and to become friends again." Trent sighed, "I can live with that much."

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"I'm glad you were smart enough to avoid another law suit," Courtney said as she walked past Chris.

"Yeah, we were ready for you this time," Chris grinned evilly. "She does not want to know what we have in plan for her this season."

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"I have only one thing to tell you," Courtney said cockily. "I AM GOING TO WIN THIS THIS TIME!"

"Courtney! Keep it down in there!" Chris's faint voice yelled.

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"O- AH! HELP! CAN'T BREATH!" Chris yelped as he was pulled into a tight hug by Owen.

"Sorry, Chris, I couldn't help myself!" Owen said letting go. "I missed you so much!"

"I missed you too," Chris said as he gasped for breath.

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"I'm really excited to see all my friends!" Owen smiled happily. "I bet they grew up so much!"

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"Hey, Chris," Duncan raised a hand in greeting.

"Duncan, how does it feel to back?" Chris questioned.

"Eh, okay."

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"Let's just say that the only good thing is that I don't have to see my parole officer for a long time," Duncan smirked.

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"DJ, Lashawna, welcome back," Chris greeted as he saw the said teens approaching him.

"Chris, you haven't changed a bit," DJ smiled.

"Is that a white hair I see?" Lashawna teased.

"Haha, very funny," Chris suddenly flipped out a mirror and began examining his head for said hair.

"I was just joking," Lashawna rolled her eyes.

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"This time, Mommy, I promise I'll win this fair and square!" DJ declared.

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"Looks like the group is coming together again. It'll be interesting to see how we react to each other. But putting that aside, I really think I am going to regret coming back here," Lashawna commented.

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"Look who's next," Chris grinned. "Welcome back, Gwen."

"I hate you so much," Gwen glared at the evil host before purposely stepping on his toe on her way past him.

"OW!" Chris yelped in pain.

"Why are you yelping in pain?" Justin questioned, flashing a smile. "When you can see the beauty known as Justin?"

Chris glared at the hot boy, "Just get to the damn cafeteria."
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"I can't believe I'm back here. Ugh, I really hate this. I mean you would too if you were in my position cause let's face it, I didn't really leave many friends when I left last season not to mention those stupid twins who practically abhor me," Gwen sighed. "And with my luck, Trent's here as well." She allowed her head to fall and hit the table. "I really hate my life."
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"I'm back, baby," Justin winked at the camera."And hotter than ever!"

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"CHRIS! Thanks for inviting us again!" Beth squealed, jumping up and down.

"Yeah, it was getting boring in our regular lives. The only thing about this show that I didn't miss was not being able to go shopping!" Lindsay nodded eagerly.

"I can't believe they gave you a job again," Heather commented rudely, pushing past the other two girls.

"Hello, girls and Heather," Chris replied. "And Heather, I'll remember that later on."

"Whatever."

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"Chris thinks that he has the upper hand here, but I'll have you know that I am ready for anything that you throw at me this season and I'm not going down anytime soon," Heather declared, as she flipped her full length hair.

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"I think that I can make it really far this time, since I made it to the final two last time!" Beth said.

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"It's really weird, but I missed the weird challenges that Chris put us through," Lindsay commented. "Weird, huh?"

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"And as the last people are filing in we have Harold, Eva, Geoff, and Bridgett!" Chris announced. "All at the same time, seriously people whatever happened to coming one at a time."

"You stole that from another host," Harold accused.

"Shut up, Harold, nobody cares," Chris glared, brushing off the comment.

"Bridgett, I haven't seen you in forever!" Geoff said, completely ignoring the host.

"I missed you!" Bridgett smiled brightly before hugging the blonde boy.

"Me too, babe!"

"Disgusting," Eva rolled her eyes.

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"Having a long distance relationship sucked!" Geoff declared. "But we made it through and now we are stronger than ever!"

Bridgette nodded in agreement. "But this time, we won't get distracted and kicked off that early! We're in it to win it! Right, Geoff?"

"Right, Bridg!"

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"Seeing Geoff and Bridgette as a couple makes me seriously rethink my relationship with Lashawna. I mean we didn't even have a single phone call between us in this last two years!" Harold said.

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"No comment," Eva glared at the camera.

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"And last but not least, Home School!" Chris announced as the last boy walked up to him.

"I have a name, ey," Ezekiel replied.

"Yeah, no one cares," Chris practically ignored him. "Now let's move to the cafeteria where the other 21 are waiting for further instructions."

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"Absolutely no respected," Ezekiel shook his head angrily.

"Now that everyone has successfully made it to the cafeteria without getting lost, with the exception of a few," Chris glanced at Harold's general direction.

"Sorry, gosh," Harold crossed his arms.

"Do not interrupt me, boy!" Chris snapped before continuing, "Anyways, as you may have guessed, this season will take place here, at this deserted school." He paused to let out a small cackle. "I hope none of you have a fear of empty schools."

"You're sick, man," Duncan yelled.

"Thank you, I try," Chris smirked. "Anyways, beds are set up in empty classrooms. Chef will take you there and you can chill out for the rest of the night. But beware, today will be your last day of peace of mind because come tomorrow you will be split into two teams and the competition is ON!"

"So these three rooms are the girls' rooms?" Beth questioned.

"There are four beds in each room," Chef explained curtly, "Now I have to get back to the kitchen. Gourmet meals don't cook themselves, you know."

All the girls shivered at the thought of Chef's meals that they soon would have to gulf down.

"So how are we going to split up?" Bridgette asked.

"Katie and I have to be together!" Sadie announced.

Katie nodded in agreement and added as she pointed at Gwen, "But we don't want to be in the same room as her!"

"Immature," Gwen muttered under her breath as she rolled her eyes.

"Hey, don't start anything, okay?" Lashawna warned. "Lindsay, Beth, Eva and Courtney can take this room. Gwen, Bridgette, Izzy, and I will take the one next to it. And Katie, Sadie, and Heather can take the last one. Any objections?" Everyone shook their heads, too tired to argue. "Good."

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"Thank you Lashawna for working that out. I really was not in a mood for another argument," Gwen sighed.

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"I can't believe I have to share a room with those squealing idiots," Heather grumbled.

With the boys….

"I am not sharing a room with Duncan!" Harold declared.

"I wouldn't want to share a room with you either, dork," Duncan retorted.

"Can we just settle this calmly?" DJ pleaded in a small voice.

"NO!" the two boys yelled.

"Didn't think so," DJ sighed.

"How about Trent, Cody, Duncan, and Tyler in one room; Harold, Geoff, Owen, and Justin in another; and Ezekiel, DJ, and me in the last?" Noah suggested, trying to get over with this argument as soon as possible.

"I'm not rooming with him," Trent said as he pointed to Duncan.

"What's wrong with me, Paranoid Boy?" Duncan demanded, grabbing Trent's collar.

"Paranoid Boy? Is that the best you can come up with?" Trent sneered.

"I'm going to rearrange your face," Duncan held up a threatening fist.

"Go ahead, it'll still look better than yours," Trent retorted.

"Okay, okay! Break it up!" DJ yelled forcefully, causing the two fighting boys to pause to stare at him. "I mean, please?"

"Fine, I'll switch with Duncan. Happy?" Noah asked, massaging his temples. "You people are giving me a headache!"

"If this keeps up," Chris commented with a smirk as he watched the boys quarrel over rooming through the security camera, "I wonder how they will react when I give the team rosters. This is going to be a great season. Make sure you stay tuned if you ever want to find out what happens to our beloved teens. Or stay tuned just if you want to see them get tortured and possibly scarred for the rest of their lives.

What will the teams be?

Will Duncan and Trent ever stop fighting?

Will Heather survive rooming with the squealing twins?

Will Geoff and Bridgett stay on the show long enough to prove their points?

Stay tuned for the next chapter to find out!