Well, just for all those rabid Anti-CloRis people out there (I'm personally more of a ReTi person and Cloud can go do whatever he want.),I'm going to make this particular story NOT CloRis. Just because I feel like it. Soooooooooooo, here we go again...
It was a nice warm day on the beach at Costa Del Sol, and Cloud was enjoying himself. He and Aeris were...
CLOUD: Whoa, whoa, stop the music!!!!! I thought this one WASN'T CloRis!!
Oops...
It was an extremely cold day at Northern Crater, and Reno and Rude both realized this. Those business suits are not warm at all.
RENO: So, Rude, do you have any idea why we're here?
RUDE: Ummmmm...
RENO: ...
RUDE: Nope, nothing. Unless...
RENO: Unless what?
RUDE: Unless we're here to stop a massive alien invasion!!!!!!
Reno looked around and completely failed to see any aliens at all.
RENO: I don't see 'em
RUDE: They're out there... haven't you ever seen X-Files?
RENO: No
RUDE: WHAT?!?!?!?! HOW CAN YOU HAVE NOT SEEN X-FILES YOU JERK??
RENO: Well it's real easy see, all you have to do is turn your TV to a different channel when it comes on.
RUDE: I never tried that method.
A flying saucer landed behind them, and the hatch slowly opened to reveal...
RENO: To reveal what?
A Starbucks coffee house!!!
RENO: Now how did that get there?
RUDE: Eddies in the space-time continuum.
RENO: What??
RUDE: Ummm... I mean... Yeah, how did that get there?
Then, suddenly, a little old lady in a Starbucks outfit cam down the ramp.
LITTLE OLD LADY IN A STARBUCKS UNIFORM: Do you boys want some coffee?
RENO: I want a large-
LITTLE OLD LAD-
You know what? I'm naming this old lady Edna. Because it takes too long to write "Little Old Lady in a Starbucks Uniform.
EDNA: We don't have large!!!
Reno eyes bugged out.
RENO: Don't have large?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
RUDE: Gasp!!!!!!!!!
and so this chapter is going to end on a cliffhanger because I really don't have time to write anymore. And i promise I'll update this one quicker!